Engineering Student SMS / Text Messages============================================
Khuda ne di zindgai
Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
Lekin ilm aur pardhai k liye
Ae Maullim hum hain terey shukarguzar!
Engineering student to a girl-
Student : Mere pass intelligence hai,
sense of humour hai tumhaare pass kya hai??
Girl : I am hot
Student : le toh phir yeh cigarette hi
jala de is gareeb ki…..
The most awesome engineers
are those who are back benchers
but don’t have any back.
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lagta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga
A normal human being CANNOT do it.
Those super heroes are called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’
Happy Engineers Day
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?
Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
An engineering student
to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I
have got knowledge,
I can sit in society.
What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.