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Ek Murghi ne Pak-india .,.,

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Ek Murghi ne Pak-india
Border pe Anda diya

Dono Mulk Ek Ande k Liye
Larne Lage
Faisla ye hua k jo Mulk
Dosre Mulk ki Zyada
Larkiyon ko Kiss karega
anda us ka

Pehle
Pakistani India gaein
or
20,000 Larkiyon ko Kiss kiya

Indian Excited ho k:
Ab Hamari Baari hai

Pakistani: Chal Yar tu
anda rakh le. :-D :-) ;-)

Ayk Main.,.,

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Dunia me 3 log Boht masoom or sachy han

(‘,’)/’
<)) 1 Mein
.//_

('.') FiR Mein
<((>
.//_

Or
3rd Aap

ka dost

(‘,’)
<)) yani k Fir
// mein.

Hokomat Se.,.,

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Hokomat Se…

Hamara Mutaliba..
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Hamara Mutali ba.

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Hamara
Mutalibaa
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Hamara
Mutalibaa
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“Har Talib-e-ilm
Ko Aik Aik Talibaa”
;-)

Khubsurat Log Hamesha.,.,

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Khubsurat Log Hamesha
Yun Keyu Kehtein Hein
“Main Abhi Busy Hon”
……………….Socho

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Nahi Pata?
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Bad Mein Batao Ga
Main Abhi Busy Hun.

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ZALIM SMS 2011.,.,

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ZALIM SMS 2011

1 larki bus stop
pe naqaab me kharri
thi.!

aadmi bike pe aya or
kaha.!

LIft chahiye sonyo.?

Larki boli:-

Abbu me hoon…!

A Boy Convincing His.,.,

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A Boy Convincing His
GirlFriend To Trust
His Sincerity:
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“Trust Me Nazia,

I Mean Fouzia…”

Breaking News.,.,

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Breaking News:

Saudi Arab mein
tofan ka khatra.

Poora Peshawar
KHALI:

Enjoy 7,7.,.,

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Tum Mere 7,
Hum Tere 7,
Asman Bhi 7,
Samandar Bhi 7,
Hamesha Rehna Mere 7,
Jeena Bhi 7,
Marna Bhi 7,
Hansna Bhi 7,
Rona Bhi 7,
QK
Aj TAREEKH Bhi 7 Hi,
Or Mahina Bhi 7.
Enjoy 7,7

CHOOSNAY ko DIL kart.,.,

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3 Collage Girls aapis mein
baatein kar rahein hain..

1st Girl: HATH mein lo, to
DABANAY ko DIL karta hai.

2nd Girl: Ha yaar, Or ager
DABAO, to CHOOSNAY ko
DIL karta hai…

3rd Girl: Aur aur jab CHOOSO,
to DIL hee nahi karta,k mounh
se bahir nikalo, jab tak ke poora
rus mounh mein nikal na jaey…

Kiyoon
keh
SAAL mein ek hee baar to aata
hai…
“AAM”

Happy MAngo SEaSon

pehly O te Kharch la.,.,

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FAkir: Baba kuch dy do
bohot bhoka hn.

Sheakh: 100 dikhate hue
bola 50 rupy hain tere
pas..?

Fakir: Khush ho kr
G hain..!

sheakh: Te MaMa pehly O
te Kharch la…
:-D

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