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Subha toh 2 Jacket pehno

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Subha toh 2 Jacket pehno.
Dopahar mein sab utaro.
Sham ko Raincoat pehno.
Raat ko Kambal Odho.

Saala.
Samajh mein hi nae ata k
Mausam hai ya fashion show

World Cup

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Janu
I Love you Itna
Pakistan vs India pe Juwa laga Jitna!!

Larki Shop Keeper se

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Larki: Shop Keeper se
Koi Aesa Valentine Day Card hai Jis p likh ho,
“Tum Mera Pehla or Akhri Pyar ho?”
Shop keeper G hain..hai
Larki:Thek hai Aesay 20 Card de do!:*

Valentine Day

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Larki: , Mere liye kya Gift laye ho?
Larka: Wo road p laal rang ki car daikh rahi ho na
Larki (Khush ho k),Kya ye mera Gift hai?
LarkaL Nahi Pagal!
Issi rang ki Nail Polish laya hon!
:*

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Wo roz kehti hai k

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Wo roz kehti hai k
mujhe apni tasweer
mms karo,
Uss nadan ko ye kaise
bataun ke mere paas nokia
1100 hai.

If you close your eyes

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In bed, its 6:00 am,
If you close your eyes for 5 minutes,
Its direct 7:45 am..
But in lecture its 12:30,
You close your eyes for 5 minutes,
Its still 12:31 :-)

CHADDI Achchhi aur Rangin pehna karo

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Khubsurti ye nahi ki naye kapde,naye jute pahno.
Smart dekho
Balki Khubsurti andrse hoti hy isley
CHADDI Achchhi aur Rangin pehna karo….!

yar ya ladies ki driving :-)

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Doctor: Jb car aik Orat Chala rahe the to
Tumhein road sy dor hat jana chaheay tha.
Patient: Kon sa road? Main to Park mein lyta tha. :-D

Naughty Son with his Father

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Son: papa kal school mein ek small get together hai.. chaloge???
Father: small get together kya hota hai??
Son: only you me and principal.

what a brilliant idea

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Height of Confidence:
Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga!
Mom: Kyun?
Son: Main Job Karunga.
Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak?
Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!

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