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Male and Females Life Partner

Male criteria for life partner..
They expect their women to look like
“Miss Universe” and work like “Shanta Bai”

Females criteria for life partner..
They expect their to earn like
Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.

3G- 4G recharge karate raah

Hum Mobile me 3G- 4G recharge karate raah
gaye

Aur
Wo Tata Sky Wala Ladka 8 rupaye me mast ladki
Ptaa li

Bhale hi apne jigri dost

Bhale hi apne jigri dost kam hai
Per Jitne bhi hai “Nuclear Bomb”
hai.

Neighbor: Yar roz tumhare gher sy

Neighbor: Yar roz tumhare gher sy hansny ki
awazein ati hain es khush-hal zindage ka raz keya hai?

Aadmi: Darasal meri biwi roz muje nishana laga laga kr
cheezy marti hai, lag jy to wo hansti hai na lagy to
main hansta hn. Uper waly ka shuker hai hansi khushi
zindage guzar rahe hai. 😀

Hawa or student ki soch

Hawa or student ki soch aik jese hoti hai.
Pata hai Kese?
Dono kitab k page parhy begair palti jaty hain. :-)

Subha toh 2 Jacket pehno

Subha toh 2 Jacket pehno.
Dopahar mein sab utaro.
Sham ko Raincoat pehno.
Raat ko Kambal Odho.

Saala.
Samajh mein hi nae ata k
Mausam hai ya fashion show

World Cup

Janu
I Love you Itna
Pakistan vs India pe Juwa laga Jitna!!

Larki Shop Keeper se

Larki: Shop Keeper se
Koi Aesa Valentine Day Card hai Jis p likh ho,
“Tum Mera Pehla or Akhri Pyar ho?”
Shop keeper G hain..hai
Larki:Thek hai Aesay 20 Card de do!:*

Valentine Day

Larki: , Mere liye kya Gift laye ho?
Larka: Wo road p laal rang ki car daikh rahi ho na
Larki (Khush ho k),Kya ye mera Gift hai?
LarkaL Nahi Pagal!
Issi rang ki Nail Polish laya hon!
:*

Wo roz kehti hai k

Wo roz kehti hai k
mujhe apni tasweer
mms karo,
Uss nadan ko ye kaise
bataun ke mere paas nokia
1100 hai.

If you close your eyes

In bed, its 6:00 am,
If you close your eyes for 5 minutes,
Its direct 7:45 am..
But in lecture its 12:30,
You close your eyes for 5 minutes,
Its still 12:31 :-)