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The probability of someone watching you is
proportional to the stupidity of your action!
One day you randomly wake up as a baby
and realize that your whole life was just a Dream.
You never know what you have?
Until you cleans your Room
If Someone Breaks Your Heart Just Punch them in the Face.
Seriously Punch them in the Face and go Get Some ice Cream.
I m not clumsy.
It’s just he floor hates me,
the tables and chairs are bullies &
the wall gets in the way.
That awkward moment when you are in a deep thought,
then realize you’re staring directly at someone.
Have you ever noticed that a woman’s
“I’ll be ready in five minutes”
and a man’s
“I’ll be home in five minutes”
are exactly the same?
My week is basically
“Love can neither be created, Nor be destroyed.
Only it can be transfered from 1 girlfriend to
another girlfriend with some loss of money.”
Its not my fault,
I was born ZIDDI!