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Your password is

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Tech Support: Your password is
The small letter “a” as in apple,
A capital letter “V” as in Victory,
and the numbers 7274.
Customer: Is the 7274 in capital letters?

Why Men are Like Computers

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Why Men are Like Computers
1- They are useless until you turn them on
2- They have lots of data but are still clueless.
3- As soon as you pick 1, a better model comes on
the market!

When I am single

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When I am single,
All I see are couples being happy.
When I am dating someone, all I see
are singles being happy.

I am not lazy

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I am not lazy
I am just on my
energy saving mode.

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I want to marry my ex-husband

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Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
Advocate asks his client, “Why? Only last month you got the divorce.”
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

God Ka diya Sub Kuch Hai

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God Ka diya Sub Kuch Hai
Books Hai,
Notes Hai,
Time Hai,
Aur Hosala to Itna Hai K
Jb Chahe Padh K Top Kar Sakta Hn
Bus Ek Baat Ki Kami Hai
,
,
Mood Saala Bana

I change all my passwords

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I change all my passwords to incorrect.
So whenever I forget, it will tell me
“Your password is incorrect”

Don’t break anybody’s heart

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Don’t break anybody’s heart,
They have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206 :-)

be strong

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be strong,
I wisspered to my wifi singnal. :-D

When you are in hospital

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The difference between best friend and Just friend?
When you are in hospital,
Just friend asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai?
and
Best friend asks: Nurse kaisi hai. :-)

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