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That awkward moment when you are in a deep thought,
then realize you’re staring directly at someone.
Have you ever noticed that a woman’s
“I’ll be ready in five minutes”
and a man’s
“I’ll be home in five minutes”
are exactly the same?
My week is basically
“Love can neither be created, Nor be destroyed.
Only it can be transfered from 1 girlfriend to
another girlfriend with some loss of money.”
Its not my fault,
I was born ZIDDI!
Daastaan-e-Ishq Mein Lazawal-e-Wafa
Musalsal Khafa Hi Rehna Hy
To Dafa Ho Ja Dafa Ho Ja..
Ghalib ka B.P high hy aj yar:D
Ek Sardar Professor se
Sardar: I am Going Ka kya Matlab hota hai
Profesor: Mai Ja Raha hu
Sardar: Etho tera piyo wi nahi ja sakda pehlay matlab dass
An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.
`Is there anything breakable in this package,M’am?`
“Only the Ten Commandments”, she replied tersely!
80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya …
Papa Kal School main ek small
Get together hai..
Small get together kya hota hai??
Only you me and principal