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I m not clumsy

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I m not clumsy.
It’s just he floor hates me,
the tables and chairs are bullies &
the wall gets in the way.

you are in a deep thought funny

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That awkward moment when you are in a deep thought,
then realize you’re staring directly at someone.

5 mint funny man

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Have you ever noticed that a woman’s
“I’ll be ready in five minutes”
and a man’s
“I’ll be home in five minutes”
are exactly the same?

Funny week

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My week is basically
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday

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Netwon in Romantic Mood

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“Love can neither be created, Nor be destroyed.
Only it can be transfered from 1 girlfriend to
another girlfriend with some loss of money.”

Its not my fault

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Its not my fault,
I was born ZIDDI! :-D

Ghalib ka B.P high hy aj yar

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Daastaan-e-Ishq Mein Lazawal-e-Wafa
Ho Jaa…..
Musalsal Khafa Hi Rehna Hy
To Dafa Ho Ja Dafa Ho Ja..
Ghalib ka B.P high hy aj yar:D

Funny SMS

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Ek Sardar Professor se

Sardar: I am Going Ka kya Matlab hota hai

Profesor: Mai Ja Raha hu

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Sardar: Etho tera piyo wi nahi ja sakda pehlay matlab dass

Funny SMS in English – old lady was sending

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An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.
`Is there anything breakable in this package,M’am?`
“Only the Ten Commandments”, she replied tersely!

Latest Funny SMS

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80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya …

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