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Ek Sardar Professor se

Sardar: I am Going Ka kya Matlab hota hai

Profesor: Mai Ja Raha hu

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Sardar: Etho tera piyo wi nahi ja sakda pehlay matlab dass

Funny SMS in English – old lady was sending

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An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.
`Is there anything breakable in this package,M’am?`
“Only the Ten Commandments”, she replied tersely!

Latest Funny SMS

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80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya …

Only you me and principal

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Son:
Papa Kal School main ek small
Get together hai..
Chaloge??

Father:
Small get together kya hota hai??

Son:
Only you me and principal

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Shakespear aurat ko kitna janta tha

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She is just a
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Pronoun :-P
Is se zyada tou Shakespear bhi aurat
ko nahi jaan saka :) :) :D

Papa with pappu funny poem

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New Generation Poem
“Pappu Pappu”
“Yes Papa”
“Watching movies?”
“No Papa”
“Watching videos?!”
“No Papa”
“Show me Browser History”
“Ha Ha Ha!”

My life is a constant

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My life is a constant Battle between
my love of food and wanting of Abs.

A lizard found in Mid-day meal

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A lizard found in Mid-day meal
in school in China. 15 children.
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injured while fighting for it!

this is for lovers

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When someone says that “Nothing can
be more complicated than Love”,
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Throw Maths Text Books on their face!

Think on your own dear

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Thought For The Day
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Don’t depend on my thoughts always,
Try to think on your own sometimes..

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