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Faasla naa rakein!

Faasla naa rakein!
Agar pyaar ho bhi gaya,
Tou kaunsa Ami Abu man Jayenge?

Insan ka Pajama Beshak Dheela

Insan ka Pajama Beshak Dheela Ho Jaye
Mager Insan ka Character Kabhi Dheela
Nahi Hona Chahiye…!!!
😀 😛

wo gourement teacher ho

Ager kesi k bal bikhare howy hon,
Or es k kapry bhi istari na hon,
To ya hergiz mat sochna k wo gareeb hai,
Hosakta hai wo gourement teacher ho or
Esy school sy chutiyan hon.

Ek Chappl aur padi…

Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota
baithne ke liye hota hai.

Son:Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye
nhi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai…

Ek Chappl aur padi…

Tarika Das Tarika

Judge:Tum py ilzam hy k tum Ny 10 sal Sy Apni
BIVI Ko Dara Dhamka K Apny Control Ma Rkha hua
Hy.

Mulzim: Lekin Sir

Judge: Na Na Safai Nai,
Tarika Das Tarika

Lerka paise urany laga hai

Maa: Suno G!!
Lerka paise urany laga hai
Jahan chupati hon dhond leta hai.
Baap: Kaminy ki kitab me rakh do,
Exam tak nahi dhond saky ga. 😛

Teacher Pappu sy

Teacher Pappu sy: Jawani or Burhapy me keya difference hai?
Pappu masomiyat sy: Miss wo jawani me mobile me hasino
k number hoty hain or burhapy me hakimo k. 😀

Uncle Bachy sy

Uncle Bachy sy: Aagy ka keya plan hai
Bacha: Bus Ap k jaty he nashty ki terali
per totny ka program hai. :-)

Good News for Pakistan

Good News for Pakistan.!!
ICC ne Haliya World Cup me Pak vs India Match
k Doran Umer Akmal ko Ghalat Out Denay per
Pak vs India Match Dobara Khilany ka Elan kar dia hai
or ye Match 30 Feb ko Khela Jaye Ga….!!!!
World Cup 2015 :-)

Bio-Matric

Ajeeb zamana a gaya hai Ab tou “Sim” ko b

“MATRIC” karwana zarori hai.
Wo b “BIO” me :*
:-) :-(

Pakistan Zinda Bad.
:-)

Pakistani Team to

Pakistani Team to Haar Gayi Lekin
Dekho Kahin tum bhi Mujhe Haar na Jaana!!
Cricket World Cup 2015

Valentine Day

Larki: Valentine Day qareeb hai, Tum mujhe kya gift do g
Larka Tumhe kya chahye
Larki: 1 Ring
Larka: Theek hai myn Ring don ga
lekin Phone mat uthana warna balance cut jaye ga!
:*

Faqeer Ki Girlfriend. Funny

Faqeer: 10 rupy dy do sahab chay peon ga.
Admi: chay to 5 rupy ki ati hai.
Faqeer: Girlfriend bhi peay ge.
Admi: faqeer ny bhi girlfriend bana li?
Faqeer: Nahi sahab, girlfriend ny faqeer bana dea.

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