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good news bad news – funny

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Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.

1 larki ne shadi krne se inkar kr dia

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1 larki ne shadi krne se inkar kr dia,
Maa: Beti maan jao, bohot shareef lerka hai.

Larki: Ammi Jitna B Shareef ho
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Mgr ‘Emmar’!
Jasa to nai ho sakta na..!
(‘,’)/
<))
_??_
Choty pani daal oy jaldi
koi jal raha he

KOI ANKHON MEIN

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KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,

BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,

JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI.;-)

Papa Pe Dhyan Do….

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TIPU SuLTAN kaun tha?

Son:
Pata Nahi!

Mother:
Padhi pe dhyan Do

Son:
CHINKY AUNTY kaun hai?

Mother:
Pata Nahi.

Son:
Papa Pe Dhyan Do….

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Limit Cross Kar Rahe Hain

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judge:

Aap limit cross kar rahe hain!

Vakeel:

Kaun saala aisa kehta hain?

Judge:

Aapki himmat kaise hui aisa kahne
ki

 

Vakeel:

Sir,Maine kaha Kaun sa”LAW”aisa kahta ha???

Mr. CHIPS

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Mr. CHIPS:
Dear Katherine!
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Me tmhary begair zinda nai reh skta
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Me tmse bht pyar krta hn
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Jbsy tmhen us mountain py cycling krty dekha h
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Mery dil k guitar bjny lgy hn
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Tm bht khubsurat ho.
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Me tmhara Brookfield k samny,
Mrs. Wicket k ghr py walnut cake or tea
k sath initzar kr rha hn…
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Plz ajao or mera pyar accept kro!
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Enni G gal c ty 18-chapter likh ditty saly ny…!!
Muhabataan tuadian,,
ty suppliyaan saadiaan…:-P

Student

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Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne
Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya
Karoge?
Student:1-2 min Dekhenge
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Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek
Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh
Denge!

GoLdEn WoRdS

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GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho
UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu�
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LaNaT HaI Tm Pe ;->

3G ho ya 4G…

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3G ho ya 4G…
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kamyabi to sirf G G mein hy…
G Sir,
G sahab,
G sarkar,
G boss…!
G Begum
G Jaan …

Zubaida Apa K Totky – Funny SMS

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Do Dost Jungle Mein Ghoom rahe Thy
Achanak Shair Nikal Aya, Aik Dost
Jhat Sy Darakht Per Cherh Gaya,
Dosra Sans Rok K Darakht K Nechy
Lyt Gaya, Shair Kareeb Aya Or Bola,
Na Putter Na Yahan Per Zubaida Apa
K Totky Nahe Chalty. :-)

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