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Main biryaani hota

Kash!
Main biryaani hota
]Tum roz mujhe apni
Ammi Se mangti… 😉

“KITCHEN GHAZAL”

“KITCHEN GHAZAL”
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Meri chahat ko apne dil me dhond lena
.
Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena!
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Mil jae agr dost to khona nai,
.
Pyaz kat’ty wqt rona nai!
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Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,
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Thori dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!
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Mil k phr khushiyo ko bantna he,
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Tmatar zara bareek hi katna he!
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Log hmari dosti se jal na jaen,
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Chawal time pe dekh lena kahin gal na jaen!
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Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,
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Namak km lage to aur mila lena

‘”=_GAZAL_=”

‘”=_GAZAL_=”
Mobile Hy Har Larke Ki Shan

Call Kar K Larkiyon Ko Krte Hain Preshan

MISS BEL Or SMS Kar K Kehte Hai Meri Jan

Tumhari Aawaz Sunny Ko Tarasty Hain Mery Kaan

12 Girlfriend Bana Kar Bante Hain Pehlwan

Apne Friendz Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karte Hain Heran

Kehte Hain Larkiyon Ko Ullu Banana Buhat Hy Aasaf

Hosh Kar Mery Jan Ankhen Khol K Pehchan

Mat Aa in Larkon K Chakkar Ma Ye Sab Hain Shetan

Ab Kisi Larke Ki Call Aaye To Usko Bolna G Bhai Jan…;-)’

‘GHAZAL

‘GHAZAL

Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena,

Or han! Aatey ko achi tarha goond lena!

Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai,

Pyaz kat’ty wqt rona nai!

Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,

Thore dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!

Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,

Aa raha hon main thori cold drink manga lyna.’

‘FUNNY GHAZAL..

‘FUNNY GHAZAL..
Usne kahaTum me pehle si baat nahiMene kahaInsan hon koi
science ki ejad nahiUsne kahaAb b kisi ki ankhon me doob
jate hoMene kahaPagl ho kiyaankhain hein koi talaab nahiUsNe
KahaQ Toot k Chaha tha Mujhe itnaMeNe KahaDimagh se pedal tha
jiska koi jawab nahiUsNe KahaKiya Me Bewafa HonMeNe kahaTu
itni dhokebaz ho jiska koi hisab nahiUs Ne kahaBhool
ja MujkoMeNe kahaAbey tu he kon? mujhe to ye b yaad nahi.:-‘

Yun raton ko na jago.,..,

Yun raton ko na jago
So lia kro

Yun dil me annsu na roko
Ro lia kr

Baal to bht ache banaty ho
<(“,)/ (( / | mou b tmra apna hay kabi dho lya kru

MUJHE TUM SE BATIEN KRNI HAI

Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
Mujhe tum se batien krni hain,
Kuch ghum k geet sunanay hain,
Kuch raaz hain jo batlanay hain,
Kuch dil ko b batlana hai,
Kuch zakhm hain jo dikhlanay hain,
Kuch dil se yaadain dhoni hain,
Kuch naatay nai bnanay hain,
Jo sher likhay hain teri furqat mein,
Kuch sher tumhe wo sunanay hain,
Kuch dard sunanay hain dil k,
Kuch piyar ki batien krni hain,
Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko,

New quomi tarana of Pakistan

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga !
Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai,
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye!
Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat,
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat !
Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab,
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab !
In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna,
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna!
Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai!
Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay,
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay !

Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte

Safar tanha nahin karte
Suno aesa nahin karte
Chalo tum raz ho apna
Tumhain afsha nahin karte
Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ossey chora nahi karte
Jisay shafaf rakhhna ho ussey maila nahin karte
Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte
Kisi ko dil dete waqt boht socha nahin kartey
Jo pehlay sey tanha ho ussey tanha nahin karte
Suno yadain sataingi magar roya nahin karte
Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte

New quomi tarana of Pakistan

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga !
Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai,
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye!
Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat,
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat !
Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab,
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab !
In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna,
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna!
Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai!
Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay,
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay !

Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri

Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,
Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko!
Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main
Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main !
Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per
Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per!
Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab
Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab !
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab
Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab
Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri