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Balance Daal Lena

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!,!,!””^!,!,!”
Gaiya bhej raha hu
Roz 10 kg Doodh deti Hay
Doodh bech K balance daal lena

80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain

80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Wah wah
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80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Msg na krny waly marasi hoty hain.:D
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/ / yaar tusi mirasi lagdy ty ni

GAPPAY K mu wali

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oL GAPPAY
K mu wali kbi sms B kr liya kr,
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Tujhy Laga Good Morning hai?
time vaikhaya eee. . :p

Arz Kiya Hai…

“Yu na Kisi K Dil Se Khelo,”

“Yu na Kisi K Dil Se Khelo,”

Jab SMS hi nahi Karna to,

Mobile Bech Kar Kinno lelo:-

HAPPY ORANGE Season….

ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai

ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai
ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai
Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai
pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai

1 kanjoos dosray say:

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,

Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

loot-loo! chwaniya hai,

25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat.

Kal Se Tabiyat Theek Nhi Thi

Kal Se Tabiyat Theek Nhi Thi
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Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya
Baba Ne Kaha K Tm Pr JIN Ka Saya Hy
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Kisi KANJOOS Ko SMS kARO
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Thank God
Ab Acha Feel Horaha Hy.

Aaj mere pass Mobile hy

Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do.

*Mubarak ho*

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!!!!!

*Mubarak ho*

SMS na kaRNe pe

Aapko

Award

of “Kanjoosi” 2012

diya jata ha.

Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha

khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har

khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle
service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen
paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye

Kya lekar aye thay?

Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

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