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Pathan SMS / Text Messages

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Pathan Apni girlfriend

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Pathan Apni girlfriend se:
Hum 30 Behn Bhai Hain
Lerki: Keya Aap K gher family
planning wale nahi aate?
Pathan: Aye Thay School Samjh K
Wapis Chale Gy.

Pathan Apni Wife Se

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Pathan Wife Se:
Meri T-Shirt Ulti Karke Pres Karna
PAthan Ny 1 Ghanty Baad Pocha T-Shirt
Press Hoi..
Wife:
Koshish Kar Rahi Hun Per Mujhe Ulti Nahi aa Rahi :-D

Pathan Cinema

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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia,
owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro,
yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai,
lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

Package Karwaya Howa Hai.

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Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara,
Phir Doosra,
Phir 3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?

Pathan:
Aaj Hum Ne Package Karwaya Howa Hai.

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Pathan SMS

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Pathan apna rishta dakhny gaya…

ghr walo ny dono ko akely chor diya…

PAthan:
baji ap log kitny bhai bhan ha…

larki gusy Sy:
Paly 8 thy ab 9 ho gay ha….

Pathan Ka Teacher Ko Funny Jawab

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Teacher: Dunya Mein Kitny Bare-azam Hain?
Pathan: Four
Teacher: Kon Kon Sy?
Pathan:
1- Quaid-e-Azam
2- Mughal-e-Azam
3- Sikandar-e-Azam
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam :-D

Pathan Proposed Girl With Romantic Poetry

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Kutta Mar Gaya Razai Me
Main Pagal Hon Teri Judai Me
Pani Mein Machar Ter Nai Sakta
Pathan Tere Bin Reh Nai Sakta :-)

Naswar Hy sab Dy Do

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Pathan:
jitni Naswar Hy sab Dy Do

Dukandar:
Itni Saari Naswar ka kya kro gay?

Pathan:
Molvi Sahab Ny kaha hai Qayamat Aane
wali hy Apna Apna Bandobast Kar Lo!

GEo Pathan….

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Teacher:Tell me the names of 10
chemical elements?
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pathan:
Oxgen,Chiorine,
Florine,Bromeen,
Noreen,Ambreen,
Samreen,Nasreen,
Parveen & Yasmeen!
GEo Pathan…. =D

Pathan Fun

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1 Pathan ko Rozay me Bohat piyaas lagi.
Paas Batha 1 Admi Paani pe raha Tha.
Pathan ne Ghussay se Asman ki Taraf dakha
Or Bola:
ya Allah Agaar”Isko Hamne jannat Me Dakha
to Iski khar nahi.

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