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Nafarat Na Kerna Kabhi Hum Se

Nafarat Na Kerna Kabhi Hum Se,
Hum Seh Nahi Paye Gy,
Bus 1 Baar Keh Dena K Zarorat Nahi Ap Ki,
Kasam Khuda Ki Ap Ko Pitne Ghar Tak Chale Aye Gy!

Funny Poetry

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

Out Class hy.

Ye Dil Buhat Udas Hy,
Koi Frnd B Nahi Pass Hy,
Hr Waqt Boring sa Ehsas Hy,
Zra Apni Wali ka Number to Dena,
Suna Hy Bachi Bohat Out Class hy.

chilli milli Dilo Do

Dil ko jalaney se kiya Faida….
Aansoo Bahaney Se kiya Faida….
Jab Usne hi Humein Chor
diya.
Ab Us K chhotey bhai ko Cheez Dilaney
ka kiya Faida.

(,”)/Aby oye!
<)(Chal nikal //bara aya chilli milli Dilo Do… 😀

Panadol K moun Wali…..

Mohabt K Raste me hr wqt dard mlega
Me Sochta hun Is Raste pr Clinic Khol
Lon,
Mast Chale Ga
(,”)kya bolti?
<))>ho tum?
Compodr banaoOGe?
Panadol K moun Wali…..

Funny poetry love

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

Ghalib ka B.P high

Daastaan-e-Ishq Mein Lazawal-e-Wafa
Ho Jaa…..

Musalsal Khafa Hi Rehna Hy
To Dafa Ho Ja Dafa Ho Ja..

Ghalib ka B.P high hy aj yar:D

£ÅMßÀR irshad Farmate hain

: £ÅMßÀR irshad Farmate hain.:-)

“ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo”

Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To.

Film Tere Naam Dekh Lo….:-)

Funny Poetry(“Susral” walay hi kaafi he)

Sumundar sy keh do apni mojain sanbhal
K rakhy… 😛
Zindagi me tofaan laany k lye”Susral”
walay hi kaafi he…!

Koi gham nahi magar..! Funny Hindi Shayari

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,

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zyada mat socho ye sab bakwas hai.

Ek Bewafa ki yaad.. Funny Hindi Shayari

Ek Bewafa ki yaad me maine Haatho me Jam Utha liya

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Phir lagaya bread pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.

Moral: Saare Ashiq Bewade nhi hote,
kuch Bhookhe bhi hote hai….

Special english shayari:

Special english shayari:
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.’The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
the gali
of mehbuba with very zor-shor,
‘The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
the gali
of mehbuba with very zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki from the door&
boli,
Mar gaya haramkhor’

Poetry (Funny)

“”Us ne Mujh Se poocha
Mafhom-e-Ghalat Fehmi Kiya Hai…?

Main ne muskura K kaha”Tum Se
Umeed-e-Pizza-o-pepis Rakhna” 😛

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