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Police SMS / Text Messages

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New meaning of Kerala Police

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New meaning of Kerala Police:
P- Puttham paalam Rajesh
O-Omprakash
L-Ldf
I-IG vincent
C-Cary satheesan
E-Endavour car

Police wala apne bache se.,.,

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Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara
result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna
tv dekhna

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do”:-

Police arrested a drunkard & asked.,.,

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Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture
on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…

Police walay ne 1 student ko.,.,

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Police walay ne 1 student
ko pakr lia.

Student: Sir main student
hoon plz muje Chor dein

PoLice: Tum bina licence
k motorcyle chlate ho?

Student: Nai

Police: Larkiyon ko cherty
ho?

Student: Nai

Police: Cafe jaty ho?

Student: Nai

Police.
Oay fer tu
kerhi gal da student en.
PAO SALAY NU LAMYA…!!! ;-)

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1 Traffic police Wala .,.,

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1 Traffic police Wala
Buriya Se:Main Kitni
Dair Se Siti Baja Rha
Tha,

Aap Ruki Nahi?

Buriya:Beta Ab Meri
Siti Sun K Rukne ki
Umar Ni He.

Traffic Police Wala Buriya.,.,

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Traffic Police Wala Buriya
Sy: Main Kitni Dair Sy Siti
Baja Raha Tha, Ap Ruki Q
Nahi?

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Buriya: Beta Siti Sun Kar
Ab Rukne Ki Meri Umer
Nahi Rahi.
(“.”) Wah
<)(\ Amman G
_||_ Tussi V…

Ayk Bacha Bus Mein Police.,.,

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Ayk Bacha Bus Mein Police
Waly Ki Seat K Pechay Bytha
Yay Keh Raha Tha
Ager Myra Baap Bakra Or Myre
Maa Bakri Hoti To Main Lyla Hota
Or
Ager Myra Baap Murga Or Myre
Maa Murgi Hoti To Main Choza
Hota,
Police Wala Tung Aa Kr Bola
Ager Tera Baap Kanjar Or Tere
Maa Kanjaari Hoti To Tu Keya
Hota?
Bacha Bola: To Main Police Wala
Hota.
;-)

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