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What do you call a person

What do you call a person
who tries to get friendly
too quickly?
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Tej-pal

Bachy gair siasi hoty hain

Inqalab lana hai to Lao
Kb sy cartoon nahe dekhy
Roz Aba ge dharny or Khabery lagay Bethy hoty hain. :-)

Politics Fun(Mehanghai)

13 Saal Pehle Samosa 3 rupay Ka tha
Aur PHONE Call 12 Rs.Ki

Ab Phone call 3 Rupay Ki hai.
Aur Samosa 12 Rs.ka

Mehanghai Bharhi nahi Hai
bas Idar-udhar ho gayi Hai…

A question 4 Bill Clinton.. Funny Politics SMS

A question 4 Bill Clinton:

Wat was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?

She has d whitest teeth I’ve ever come across!

How did Bill and Hillary.. Naughty Politics SMS

How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?

They were both dating the
same girl in high school.

What do you call a lawyer.. Politics SMS

What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Wat did Clinton say.. Best Politics SMS

Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?

I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.

What’s the fluid capacity.. Politics SMS in English

What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?

One U.S. leader!

kitna text lgaye ga…

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye
ga…

Roh ka jism se rishta toot
jaye ga…

Abhi waqt hai 2,4 sms kar
do

kal kya pata

Nawaz Shareef 1 sms pr kitna
text lgaye ga…

Lo bhai Pakistanio!

Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,

Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…

OR

Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke… šŸ˜€

Lo G navi kahani shuru,

Lo G navi kahani shuru,
Agr hm Nawaz or Zardari me
ā€˜Zā€™ ko Common len to naya Lafz
kuch ye Banega
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Nawaz+Zardari=
Nawazardari

Larki khubsurat

Larki khubsurat honi chahiyeh ……………………….

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Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai……

Arz kia hy.

Arz kia hy.

Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
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REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye Altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani

Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani

New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!

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