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Politics SMS / Text Messages

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Politics Fun(Mehanghai)

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13 Saal Pehle Samosa 3 rupay Ka tha
Aur PHONE Call 12 Rs.Ki

Ab Phone call 3 Rupay Ki hai.
Aur Samosa 12 Rs.ka

Mehanghai Bharhi nahi Hai
bas Idar-udhar ho gayi Hai…

A question 4 Bill Clinton.. Funny Politics SMS

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A question 4 Bill Clinton:

Wat was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?

She has d whitest teeth I’ve ever come across!

How did Bill and Hillary.. Naughty Politics SMS

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How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?

They were both dating the
same girl in high school.

What do you call a lawyer.. Politics SMS

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What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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Wat did Clinton say.. Best Politics SMS

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Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?

I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.

What’s the fluid capacity.. Politics SMS in English

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What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?

One U.S. leader!

kitna text lgaye ga…

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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye
ga…

Roh ka jism se rishta toot
jaye ga…

Abhi waqt hai 2,4 sms kar
do

kal kya pata

Nawaz Shareef 1 sms pr kitna
text lgaye ga…

Lo bhai Pakistanio!

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Lo bhai Pakistanio!
.
.
.
Khoon to Zardari choos gaya,

Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…

OR

Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke… :-D

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