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Aik Sardar CNG Station Gaya

Aik Sardar CNG Station Gaya.
Waha Likha Tha Yahan Mobile
Phone Istimal Krna Mana Hai.

Sardar ny Sary Dosto Ko Phone
Kr K Kaha:
Muje Phone Mat Krna Main CNG
Station Mein Hn. πŸ˜€

Sardar gee tussi Theek keh re oo

Kal Blood test Karwaya
“A+”
Sala Kamyaabi tu Rag Rag
Main Dor Rhi

Hospital me Nurse

Hospital me Nurse:
Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida
hua he!

Sardar: Wahe Guru!
Kya Technology hai. Biwi Yaha hospital
me he aur beta ghar me paida hua hai…

Sardar ka dost

Sardar ka dost:
Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai
magar khushi ati jati rehti hai.
Es ki English translation kerna.
Sardar: Acha to lo suno phr,
“My wife is with me, but
her sister visits Occasionally.”

Aik Sardar Student Ny

Aik Sardar Student Ny Makhi K
Parh Cut Kr K Kaha: “Urja”
Jb Makhi Nahi Ur Saki to Us Ny
Kaha Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K
Parh Cut kr Deny Sy Makhi Behri
Ho Jati Hai.

Security Guard k Sath

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Sarda G Math K Teacher

Sardar g: Khali Katory Mein
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy

Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hein?

Sardar g: Main Maths Ka Teacher Ho
Main Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay.

Sardar Hindi Funny SMS

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Keyu k bank me likha tha –
β€œHum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Sardar G Chaa gy o Tusi :-)

Sardar Funny Punjabi SMS

Ek Sardar Apne Dost ki Barat K
7 Gaya,Per Zakhmi Ho K Aya.
Kesi ny Waja Phochi to Bola:
Barat mein Dulhe k Bap ne Awaz
lagai,
“Mein Mundy da abba,kithe kuri
da abba?”
Unho ne Pagrian Change kr li
Phir 1 or admi ny Awaz lagai,
“Mein Mundy da chacha,kithe kuri
da chacha?”
Unho ne bhi Pagrian Change kr li

Us k bad muj sy Raha na gaya, Main
ny kaha: Main Mundy da YAAR kithy
kuri da Yaar?
Bus fair.
Juttian enj pian jewe sawab da kam C πŸ˜€

Sardar Drakhat Sy Ulta Latka

Sardar Drakhat Sy Ulta Latka Howa Tha.
Kesi ny Phocha K Keya Howa?
Sardar: Yar Sir Dard Ki Goli Khae Hai,
Kahein Pait Mein Na Chali Jy. :-)

Doctor K Bund Clinic K Bahir

Doctor K Bund Clinic K Bahir
Lambi Kitar Lagi Thi.
Aik Sardar Bar Bar Line Mein
Ghusta Log Es Ko Pakar Kr Pechy
Dhakail Dety.
Sardar: Lagy Raho Bhaeon!
Main V Clinic Nahi Kholna

Funny Student SMS in Punjabi

Sardar(Bety Sy): Tere Result Da Ki Bunya
Beta: Principle Sahab Da Puter Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tu?
Beta: Doctor Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tera Ki Bunya?
Beta: O Khan Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Kaminy Main Tera Phuchiya Ay?
Beta: Ty Tu Kyra Allama IQbal Ay, Tera
Puter Vi Fail Ay!!! πŸ˜€

Time Fix ho gaya ay

Sardar kafi dair sy larki ko ghoor rha tha.
Tang a Kr larki ny hath sy Lanat ka
Ishara kea. πŸ˜›
Sardar Doston Sy:
Lo Ji 5 wajay da Time Fix ho gaya ay πŸ˜€

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