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Sardar SMS / Text Messages

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Sardar Drakhat Sy Ulta Latka

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Sardar Drakhat Sy Ulta Latka Howa Tha.
Kesi ny Phocha K Keya Howa?
Sardar: Yar Sir Dard Ki Goli Khae Hai,
Kahein Pait Mein Na Chali Jy. :-)

Doctor K Bund Clinic K Bahir

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Doctor K Bund Clinic K Bahir
Lambi Kitar Lagi Thi.
Aik Sardar Bar Bar Line Mein
Ghusta Log Es Ko Pakar Kr Pechy
Dhakail Dety.
Sardar: Lagy Raho Bhaeon!
Main V Clinic Nahi Kholna

Funny Student SMS in Punjabi

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Sardar(Bety Sy): Tere Result Da Ki Bunya
Beta: Principle Sahab Da Puter Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tu?
Beta: Doctor Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tera Ki Bunya?
Beta: O Khan Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Kaminy Main Tera Phuchiya Ay?
Beta: Ty Tu Kyra Allama IQbal Ay, Tera
Puter Vi Fail Ay!!! :-D

Time Fix ho gaya ay

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Sardar kafi dair sy larki ko ghoor rha tha.
Tang a Kr larki ny hath sy Lanat ka
Ishara kea. :P
Sardar Doston Sy:
Lo Ji 5 wajay da Time Fix ho gaya ay :D

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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

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Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…

Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.

African ko bohet Gussa aya…

Sardar:kya hua??

African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…

Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

Sardar ka Prosi mar

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Sardar ka Prosi mar Gea Wo uska
Ghr gya or Pucha LASH agai kya?
Itefaq S ysi Wqt Ambulance Lash
Laykar Aai.
Sardar:Hansty hwy lo Daso kidi Lambi
Umar A kanjar di.

SARDAR Fun

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SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab ho
gayi
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Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne
kaha k TEST
hongay
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SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada ey,
TEST nahi
ONE DAY ya 20-20 karwa lo…  ;):D

1 Sardar in Forest

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1 Sardar jungle main gya…
us ny 1 shair(Lion) Ko apne traf
aate daikha.
Wo foran late gya
OR
Apni saans Rok lee.Shair us k paas
gya.
Aur Bry pyaar sy us k sir pr haath
phaira r kha…..
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“Mere putar aa kam reech(bear)naal
kre
mere naal ni..”

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