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Sheikh k ghar say Chooha bahar Ja raha tha

Sheikh:-
Kya lay kar ja rahay ho?

Chooha:-
Sheikh saab bhooka marnay say to behtar hy
banda ”hijrat” kar ly:D

Hospital ka amla Sheikh K Pich

Hospital ka amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

Sheikh Ghalti say 5 Rs.,..,

Sheikh Ghalti say 5 Rs
ka sikka kha gaya.

Har Roz Bathroom ja
kar zor lagata pr
sikka na Nikla.
Kaafi Din k baad
sikka bahir aa
gaya.

BiWi:
Aaj Bohat khush
Lag Rahay HO?

Sheikh:
Haan…Kaafi
Arsay Say Aik
Payment Phansi
Hui Thi,Aaj Mili
Hay.

Apko keley ka chilka nazar.,..

Doctor to Sheikh:apko keley ka chilka
nazar nhi aya jo ap phisal gye?

sheikh:main to paon rakh k dekh raha tha
k chilke mein kela to ni hai.

Shiekh Lijiye Na aur RASGULLE.,,.

Shiekh: Lijiye Na aur
RASGULLE.
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Mehman: Nahi Shukria
Main Pehle He 4 Ly
Chuka Hoon.
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Shiekh: Waise Liye To
Aap Ny 7 Hain Lekin
Khair Yahan Gin Koun
Raha Hai.!!

Sheikh ne Mithai ki Dukaan kholi.,.,

Sheikh ne Mithai ki Dukaan kholi…
Aur bahar ek ishtihaar laga dya…..

“EK MULAAZIM KI ZAROORAT HAY,

JISKO
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SUGAR HO :-)

Sheikh G tusi great.,.,

Sheikh bete sy gate per
kon hy?

Beta: Swimming Pool K leay
chanda mang rahe thy

Sheikh: Keya dene lage ho?

Beta: 1 Glass pani.

Sheikh: SHABASH Sath walon
k nalke sy dena..