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Student SMS / Text Messages

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Doctor & Student – Funny

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Doctors after operation & Student after Exams
have same thing to say, We tried our best,
Right now, we can’t say anything bus DUA karo ;-)

Motivational SMS for Students Funny

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Behind every successful student, there is a Girlfriend.
But what about a failed student?
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Lots of Girlfriends!

Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria

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Teacher: Draw a diagram of bacteria.
Pappu: Here it is, Sir.
Teacher: Where? You haven’t drawn anything.
Pappu: Sir, you won’t be able to see bacteria without a microscope!

Mr. CHIPS

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Mr. CHIPS:
Dear Katherine!
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Me tmhary begair zinda nai reh skta
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Me tmse bht pyar krta hn
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Jbsy tmhen us mountain py cycling krty dekha h
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Mery dil k guitar bjny lgy hn
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Tm bht khubsurat ho.
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Me tmhara Brookfield k samny,
Mrs. Wicket k ghr py walnut cake or tea
k sath initzar kr rha hn…
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Plz ajao or mera pyar accept kro!
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Enni G gal c ty 18-chapter likh ditty saly ny…!!
Muhabataan tuadian,,
ty suppliyaan saadiaan…:-P

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Student

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Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne
Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya
Karoge?
Student:1-2 min Dekhenge
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Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek
Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh
Denge!

Miss Ap ny Mujhe Kal call – Funny

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Miss Ap ny Mujhe Kal call Kiya Tha Kya?

Miss: Nahi To!!

Student: Kamal hai!!
Mere Phone pai toh Likha Tha Miss Call.

Funny Student SMS in Punjabi

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Sardar(Bety Sy): Tere Result Da Ki Bunya
Beta: Principle Sahab Da Puter Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tu?
Beta: Doctor Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tera Ki Bunya?
Beta: O Khan Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Kaminy Main Tera Phuchiya Ay?
Beta: Ty Tu Kyra Allama IQbal Ay, Tera
Puter Vi Fail Ay!!! :-D

Funny SMS in Hindi For Boys only

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Jahan Dekho Ishq K Bimar Bethy Hain
Hazaron Mar Gy Lakhon Tiyar Behty Hain
Barbad Kr K Apni Taleem Lerkiyon K Pichy,
Phir Kehty Hain K,
Mulvi Sahab Dua Krein Beroz-gar Bethy Hain. :-D

Pathan Ka Teacher Ko Funny Jawab

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Teacher: Dunya Mein Kitny Bare-azam Hain?
Pathan: Four
Teacher: Kon Kon Sy?
Pathan:
1- Quaid-e-Azam
2- Mughal-e-Azam
3- Sikandar-e-Azam
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam :-D

Naught SMS For Students

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Aik Bachy Ko Samjh Nae Araha Tha
K Chuti K leay Keya Kahe!
Akhir Us sy Teacher Sy Kaha K
Muje Apny Dada Ki Shadi K Leay
Chuti Chaheay.
Teacher is Phocha: Wo Es Umer mein
Shadi Keyu Kr Rahe Hain?
Lerky Ny Kaha: Sir! Wo to Nahi Kr
Rahe. Main Zaberdasti Krwa Raha Hn :-D

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