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Wife & Husband SMS / Text Messages

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BV-Husband

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BV:
Tum tou kehte thay k Shaadi k baad b mujhe bohat pyar karo ge
Sohar:
Tou Mujhe kya pata tha k tumhari shaadi mujh se hi h jaye gi..!!

Wife ka gusa kyse nikalta hai

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Husband: Jab mai
Tumse larta hu tab
tum apna gussa kispe
nikalti ho ??
.
Wife: toilet saaf karke
.
Husband: Hahahaha
bewkoof aurat vo
kaise?
.
.
Wife: Toilet aapke
toothbrush se saaf
karti hu…

husband condition before or after marriage

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Kesi ny aik Shadi shuda Shakhs sy Phocha:
Ap Shadi sy pehle Keya krty thy?
Us ki ankhon mein ansu aagy or bola: Jo mera dil krta tha. :-)

funny question for wife

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Shohar ki Zindagi Pehle Khatam Hoti Hai?
YA
Biwi ki fermaishein? :-)

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husband wife funny

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Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!

Husband Wife funny SMS

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A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Funny Husband and Wife

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Wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying
a diamond ring for me.

Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill. :-)

Husband Wife Funny sms on Flirt

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My wife doesn’t mind me flirting with other women.
She finds their rejection quite entertaining!

Husband wife jokes

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When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you.

She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Naughty Husband with his wife sms

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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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