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Mere Shrafat Dekho

Biwi: Mere Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Tumhein Begair Dekhy Shaadi Kr li.

Shohar: Or Meri Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Dekh Kr Bhi Inkar Nahi Keya.

Ya Khud Mere Shoar

Ya Khud Mere Shoar Ko Tarakki De
Daulat De
Bangla De
Mujhe Khuchh Nahi Chahiye..
Tu Sab Mere Shohar Ko De
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Baki…
Unse Lena mera Kaam Hai,,

Husband or Wife aik plate mein

Husband & Wife 1 plate mein pani puri
kha rahe thy, 1 Dosare ki aankho me
aankhe dal k..

Wife(pyar sy): Aaise keya dekh rahe ho
Husband: Thora aaram sy kha mere baari
hi nahi aa rahe!!
😀

Some women are sooo

Some women are sooo concerned
about their husband’s happiness.
that they hire detectives to find
out who is responsible for it.

Achi wife or churail

Achi wife or churail aik
jesi hoti hain keyu k en
ki batein to sub krtein
hain, Lekin aj tak dekhi
kesi ny nahi.
:-)

Biwi k leay suit chori

Police:
Tum ny aik he shop me
3 din musalsal chori ki.

Chor:
Main ny sirf 1 din apni
biwi k leay suit chori
keya tha, Agly 2 din to
main color change kerny
gaya tha.

Meya Biwi Mein Fight hogae

Meya Biwi mein jhagra hogya to Biwi ny apni Maa ko phone keya
Mera Un sy jhagra hogaya hai, Main 3,4 month k leay ap ki terf
arahe hon.
Maa Boli: Jhagra us kambakhat ny keya saza bhi usy hi milni chaheay
“To Ruk beti main ati hon 5,6 month k leay.”

Funny Husband Wife

Husband: Mere ami arahe hai kuch bana lo.
Wife ny Moo bana lea.
Kuch din bad biwi ki ami bhi agae.
Wife: Please ami k leay bahir sy kuch ly ao.
Husband: Bahir ja riksha ly aya. 😀

Money has different names

Money has different names!!
In school it’s called (fees)
In marriage it’s called (dowry)
In divorce (alimony)
Civil servant retires (pension)
Master to subordinates (wages)
To kidnappers (ransom)
illegally received in the name of service (bribe)

The question is “When husband gives it to his wife
what do we call it?”
Answer: _________
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Husband Wife Funny Naughty

Wife: Angrily, I wish I was your Newspaper,
So I would be in your Hands in Morning and
all day.
Husband: I also wish that you were my Newspaper,
So everyday I could have new one.

BV-Husband

BV:
Tum tou kehte thay k Shaadi k baad b mujhe bohat pyar karo ge
Sohar:
Tou Mujhe kya pata tha k tumhari shaadi mujh se hi h jaye gi..!!

Wife ka gusa kyse nikalta hai

Husband: Jab mai
Tumse larta hu tab
tum apna gussa kispe
nikalti ho ??
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Wife: toilet saaf karke
.
Husband: Hahahaha
bewkoof aurat vo
kaise?
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Wife: Toilet aapke
toothbrush se saaf
karti hu…