Wife & Husband SMS / Text Messages============================================
Tum tou kehte thay k Shaadi k baad b mujhe bohat pyar karo ge
Tou Mujhe kya pata tha k tumhari shaadi mujh se hi h jaye gi..!!
Husband: Jab mai
Tumse larta hu tab
tum apna gussa kispe
nikalti ho ??
Wife: toilet saaf karke
bewkoof aurat vo
Wife: Toilet aapke
toothbrush se saaf
Kesi ny aik Shadi shuda Shakhs sy Phocha:
Ap Shadi sy pehle Keya krty thy?
Us ki ankhon mein ansu aagy or bola: Jo mera dil krta tha.
Shohar ki Zindagi Pehle Khatam Hoti Hai?
Biwi ki fermaishein?
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying
a diamond ring for me.
Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill.
My wife doesn’t mind me flirting with other women.
She finds their rejection quite entertaining!
When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you.
She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.