Puzzle/Riddle SMS, Wife & Husband SMS / Text Messages============================================
Money has different names!!
In school it’s called (fees)
In marriage it’s called (dowry)
In divorce (alimony)
Civil servant retires (pension)
Master to subordinates (wages)
To kidnappers (ransom)
illegally received in the name of service (bribe)
The question is “When husband gives it to his wife
what do we call it?”
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Wife: Angrily, I wish I was your Newspaper,
So I would be in your Hands in Morning and
Husband: I also wish that you were my Newspaper,
So everyday I could have new one.
Tum tou kehte thay k Shaadi k baad b mujhe bohat pyar karo ge
Tou Mujhe kya pata tha k tumhari shaadi mujh se hi h jaye gi..!!
Husband: Jab mai
Tumse larta hu tab
tum apna gussa kispe
nikalti ho ??
Wife: toilet saaf karke
bewkoof aurat vo
Wife: Toilet aapke
toothbrush se saaf
Kesi ny aik Shadi shuda Shakhs sy Phocha:
Ap Shadi sy pehle Keya krty thy?
Us ki ankhon mein ansu aagy or bola: Jo mera dil krta tha.
Shohar ki Zindagi Pehle Khatam Hoti Hai?
Biwi ki fermaishein?
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying
a diamond ring for me.
Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill.
My wife doesn’t mind me flirting with other women.
She finds their rejection quite entertaining!