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Wife & Husband SMS / Text Messages

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Husband Wife funny SMS

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A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Funny Husband and Wife

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Wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying
a diamond ring for me.

Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill. :-)

Husband Wife Funny sms on Flirt

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My wife doesn’t mind me flirting with other women.
She finds their rejection quite entertaining!

Husband wife jokes

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When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you.

She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

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Naughty Husband with his wife sms

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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Such a Funny Answer by Wife

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Million Dollar Question:
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If U don’t like ur Husband,
why don’t u just leave him & go ??
.
Answer from wife:
I don’t like doing anything
that will make him Happy..

Joke for husband and wife

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Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have
any GirlFriend before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count,,

Romantic Quotes For Husband

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If only in A Dream,
Let Us Join ToGETHer,
To Hold Each Other TiGhtly
And Bask In Our Love…

I Love YOu

Wife & Husband SMS In Hindi

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Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked”Tum kaun ho?”
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.
.
Husband-“Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne
husband ko
bhool gayi?
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“Wife:”Nasha har gum bhula deta hai
“Bhaisaab”..!!

Poori Zindagi Rehlunga

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Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya tohtum dusri
shaadi
karogi??
Wife : Nahin, Mai apni behen ke saath poori
zindagi
reh lungi
Wife : Agar Mai marr gayi toh tum dusri
shaadi
karoge??
Husband : Mai bhi tumari behen ke saath
poori
zindagi rehlunga :-P :-P

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