1 Pathan Lahore se Apni B.V

1 Pathan Lahore se Apni B.V ko call krta hy

Nokrani phone Utha leti hy

Pathan: Begam Saheba Se Baat krwao

Nokrani: Wo to Sahab k Sath So Rhi hn

Pthan: kiyaaa?

Sahab to main hon

Nokrani: Ab me kya kru G?

Pthan: Maar de Un dono ko

Nokrani: Is tarah to mujy Jail ho jaye gi

Pthan:
Main tmhara Visa bhej Rha hon tum England bhag jana

Nokrani ne 2no ko mar dia.

Nokrani: Ab Lashon ka kya kru?

Pathan: Ghar k peechy jo Nadi hy us me phenk k Airport Aajao

Nokrani: Ghar k peechy to koi Nadi nhi hy

Pathan: To kya ye 0324***** numbr nhi hy?
Nokrani: Nahi…
Pathan: ohh Sorry
WRoNg NuMBeR…