Category: Naughty SMS

Fewer Friends, less drama.
Keep your circle small.

Sometimes,
my greatest accomplishment
is just keeping my mouth shut.

Aik Bachy Ko Samjh Nae Araha Tha
K Chuti K leay Keya Kahe!
Akhir Us sy Teacher Sy Kaha K
Muje Apny Dada Ki Shadi K Leay
Chuti Chaheay.
Teacher is Phocha: Wo Es Umer mein
Shadi Keyu Kr Rahe Hain?
Lerky Ny Kaha: Sir! Wo to Nahi Kr
Rahe. Main Zaberdasti Krwa Raha Hn 😀

I am easy to please – Just
Surround me with hot british
actors

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
.
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but
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.
.
.
not each others phones..!!

2 indian soldiers capture a pakistani,
gave him a dice & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5,We’ll kill u.
Pakistani askd:
Aur agar 6 aya to?
Soldiers:
‘LUDO’ nahi kheli kya? Phir se chance milega..

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe (Mouse) k liye 1 tarf CAKE
aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai
bar food-item badle magar
Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi
sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,
ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz

3 Dost thay,

Kallu,Billu,Ullo,

Kalu:-B.S.C
Me parh raha hai.

Billu:-M.A me parh
raha hai.

Or hamara

Ullo:-SMS Parh
raha hai.

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DiL to kehta hai k
chhor jaon yeh DUNiYA

“””…MAGAR…”””

Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
hAley tey mera weya wi
ni hoya.

!…GHAZAL…!

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.!! Ghar Sy Bhag Gai
Hain. Jis Ko Mili Us Ki.
🙂

Duniya Bhar Ki Team
Ny Research Ki

Or Is Nateejay Pe
Ponchay K
?
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?
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Message Karne Se Mout
Nahi Aati KAr Liya Karo.