Humara Dil Din mein Kitni Baar

Teacher: Humara Dil Din mein Kitni Baar Dhadkta hai.
Sardar: Theen Bar.
Teacher: Wo Kaise?
Sardar Keyu k Mere Padosan Gher sy Din Mein Theen
Baar hi Bahir Nikalti hai. 😀