Author: Ahsan Khan

Happy Birthday
To the most fantastic and best brother
in the world. May your special day be
blessed with everything Allah wants to
give you!

May your new year be blessed with
Peace, Love and Joy.
Sending you my heartfelt wishes with
Joy that never ends.
Wishing you a very Happy New Year

Don’t panic it’s only test
ALLAH is with you in both
storms and peace.
Jumma Mubarak
Remember me in your prayers

Aik Pagal dosary Pagal sy:
Aik dafa mere uper sy bus
guzar gae thi.
Dosara Pagal: To Phir Kiya
Howa?
Pehla Pagal: wo to Acha Howa
uper pul tha warna main Mar
Jata. 🙂

Lerkiyon Ko
Kala Dupata, Kala Labas
Kala Nikab, Kaly Juty
Kali Jurabein, Kali Poni
Kali Churiyan Pasand Hoti Hain.
Lekin Kala Lerka Keyu Nahi Hota
Masali Media sy bat krty krty
Roo Pera. Keya ya Khula Tazad Nahi??

Aik Old Women Cinema Hall Mein
Cold Drink ki Botle ly Kr Bethi thi.
Kabhi 15 mint mein moo lagati
Kabhi 20 mint mein.
Pas bethy sardar ko gusa agaya.
Us ny Old Women sy botle chini or
Aik hi ghont mein pee kr bola:
“Ayse peety hain”
Old Women: Per Beta main to pan
thok rahi the.

Tum Khaaq sy uthy ho, Kabhi Bholna nahein
Ay Musht-e-khaaq! Tum ko bulandi ager mily

Aaj bhi usay yaad kr k anso aa jatay hai
Hum khud say is qadar majbor q hotay
Dil humara hai to dharkan pr raj us k q hai
Jan humari par Jan say piyaray woh q hai
Honth humaray hai to muskan par un ki hukmarani hai
Ankhany humari hai anso in ki judai mein nikltay hai
Jab sb kuch un k hai to deewar q hai
a meary tab ya to mohabbat na bani hoti
Ya majbori judai majbori hi say hoti hai meri jaannnn

Malkin: Tum 3 din sy kam per
nahein aaein or bataya bhi nahi?
Nokarani: Baji main ny to facebook
per status update kr dea tha k
“I am going to village for three days”
Sahab g ny to comment bhi kea tha
“Missing you Razia”

Baap: Raat Kahan Thy?
Son: Late hogaya tha to
dost k gher stay kr lea tha.
Baap ny usi waqat phone uthaya
or us k 10 best friends ko call ki.
6 ny kaha: G uncle wo raat mere pas tha
3 ny kaha: Uncle wo soraha hai
Ap kahein to utha don.
1 ny to had kr di “G Abu Bolein”

My sweet sister..
As you make your birthday wish
I wish they all come true
Wish you a Happy Birthday

I fell in love with u
becoz of a million tiny
u never knew
u were doing

May the year you are going to have
in your life bring new sensations of
happiness and you spend happy life ahead.
Wishing You New Year