Author: Ahsan Khan

My alarm clock

Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer,
and my alarm clock is the police.

I can’t tell you

I can’t tell you any sure way to happiness.
I only know that you’ve got to go out and
find it for yourself.
Good Night

Follow the rhythm of

Follow the rhythm of your heart,
Heart takes you to the destination,
Where your goodness dwells
Have a nice Evening

The couple has five sons

Mr and Mrs Jonah went for a picnic.
The couple has five sons and each son
has seven daughters, who has three babies
each.
In total,
How many people went for the picnic.

Number of cell phone users

Which country has the highest number of cell phone users?

A- India
B- China
C- USA
D- Pakistan

Answer: China

Your lips look

Your lips look so lonely,
would they like to meet mine.

Hum usy bhula kr

Hum usy bhula kr bhi nahi ja saky,
Hum usy yaad rakh kr bhi nahi ji saky,
Mar jaate kab k un k bina,
Par un ki baaho k bina mar bhi nahi sake.

I liked lots of people

I liked lots of people and missed very few,
But no one has been as special as you!
I’d stand and wait in the world’s longest que,
Just for pleasure of being with you!

Husband Wife Funny Naughty

Wife: Angrily, I wish I was your Newspaper,
So I would be in your Hands in Morning and
all day.
Husband: I also wish that you were my Newspaper,
So everyday I could have new one.

Why Men are Like Computers

Why Men are Like Computers
1- They are useless until you turn them on
2- They have lots of data but are still clueless.
3- As soon as you pick 1, a better model comes on
the market!

Patience is a great quality

Patience is a great quality.
We should learn it from the Sun
and the Moon Both patiently wait
for their turn and each one gets
its chance to shine fully.
!!! Have A Beautiful Day !!!

hindi poetry for lovely mother

Ankh khulle to chehra
meri Maa ka ho,

Ankh band ho to Sapna
meri Maa ka ho,

Main mar jaon to Ghum
nahi Lekin,

Kaffan Mille to Dopatta
Meri Maa ka ho

Maa Ek anmol den hai

Maa Ek
anmol den hai, kho jaane
par dubara nahi milti…
ALLAH Ta’ala
Hamare Waalidain ki Umar
mein Barkat de aur
Kaamil Shifa de…
Aameen..