Author: Dilawar

Cutest Proposal:
Boy: Do you hug your Teddy
Bear while sleeping at night?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Can I replace it for
the rest of life?

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WAYS 2 IMPRESS A GIRL
Respect her
Honor her
Love her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice 4 her
HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY?
Just Smile Once Game Over!
Hogya Lattu!

* Height of Diplomacy *
Forgetting GF’s Birthday and
later telling her:
How can I remember your B&apos
ay Honey, When you never look
a year Older?

Whenever you find the key to success,
some idiot changes the Lock.
So, forget about the keys & learn
to break the doors 2 success.
Keep moving!

GIRL before marriage looks like
Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.

You are very special for me.
I am very worry about you.
But I can”t be always with you.
So good take care of yourself
when you jump from 1 tree to
another.

At a Party someone yelled:
“All married guys, please HUG
the person who
has made your life worth living.”
The bartender almost got crushed!

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

English teacher says: make a
sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty
boy: when girls wear tight
fitting dresses, neither
they r comfortable nor we

on cricket match.
there was a girl.. she painted
pakistani flag on her face..
a boy kissed her and said…
i love pakistan

Height of
bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre
Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout
Permission
n saying to MAM:
“Hey SwEeTy!”
“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…