Once Upon A Time-English Funny SMS,.,
Once upon a time there lived
Ali-Baba & 40 thieves.
But now there are only 20
thieves…
Why?
Recession!!!
Job cuts throughout the World!
Once upon a time there lived
Ali-Baba & 40 thieves.
But now there are only 20
thieves…
Why?
Recession!!!
Job cuts throughout the World!
I have Head and Tail,
but no body. Who am I?
?
?
thinking….
don’t know
i’m
Coin
(‘,&apos
Boy and girl in restaurant:
Boy: I love you
Girl: I do not love you.
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok.I Love You Too.
I may not be the Most Important in Your Life.
But
I just hope that 1 day when you hear my name,
you would just Smile and proudly say:
“Hey that’s my Friend.”
A Superb Thought for
All those who
Love Their FRIENDS!
“A Good Friend
Never Allows You
to DO WRONG Things
.
.
.
.
ALONE!!
Hey Dude:
A Piece Of Advice For You … !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always Consider Yourself
A Beautiful
Monkey …
Night is longer than day
for those who DREAM
&
Day is longer than Night
for those who make their
DREAMS come true.
Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
missed touching the hair on your
body and smell of your sweat.
I missed the kisses you make on
my neck.
I missed you seeing you looking
at me when there is nothing to
talk about.
What is the Height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with:
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
Far or ‘near’
u r my &apos ear’
Young or ‘old’
U r my ‘gold’
East or ‘west’
U r my ‘best’
Bold or ‘beauty’
U r my ‘sweety’
Start or ‘End’
u r my friend.
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and Make Things Happy.
A New SUN
A New Day
A New SMS
Asking U 2 Forget all ur worries,
Sorrows and tears for someone
who wants to c u happy always
GOOD MORNING
Wonderful Quote:
.
“Love is the Seventh sense,
Which Destroys all the Six Senses”