Author: Dilawar

Friends-English SMS.,.,

Everything Will Be Changed With Time..
Classroom To Office
Books To Files
Jeans To Dress Pants
Pocket Money To Salary
&
Girlfriend To Wife
But..
What Will Never Change Is :
“YAARON KI YAARI”
Dedicated to our Bindas Frndz!
Love U All Guys..!

Riddle SMS Englsih

A man walks into his bathroom
and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive,
with no blood anywhere.
And no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman
or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this?
Answer: He shoots him in the Mirror

Hand in Hand-English SMS

Friendship is a one Way Road, To be traveled by Two.
With Hand in Hand,
To Care
To Share
To Forgive
To Love
And
To Say Silently.
“I’m Always with You.”

I Have Been Raped.,.,

A call girl goes to bank
To deposit 1000/- Rs. note
Teller said: Its fake note
Call Girl: Oh god I have been raped.

A Frantic Virgin.,.,

A plane was about to crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and says
“can anyone make me feel like woman
Before I die?
So a man takes off his clothes and said
“Iron This”

English Morning SMS.,.,

A Shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed.
Calling yrs nice Name so softly.
Throwing flowers on U.
And saying
“G00d MORNING”
Have A Good Day.

English Ghazal Text.,.,

The first time I saw you,
I already knew.
You had my heart,
I truly loved you.
You make me whole,
There is no debate.
You’re the one I love,
You’re my soul mate.
You make me complete,
There could be no other.
The only one is you,
My one and true lover
I love you with all my heart,
My soul and mind
A love that together,
We surely can bind.
I loved you from the beginning,
There will be no end.
A love that forever,
Will only ascend.

Friends-English Friendship Quotes

The importance of true friends in our life
is like the importance of our heartbeats.
Though they are not visible,
they silently lend you a gift called life

Make it a Bestseller,.,.

Teacher: What should be in a book
to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover
and no cover on the girl…!

Friend-Heart Touching Lines

Trust of a friend should b like
the feelings of a one year old Baby…
.
When u throw him in air, he laughs,
because he knows u’ll catch him.

Far From Envy,.,.

“Keep yourselves far from envy,
because it eats up and takes away
good actions,
like the fire that eats up and
burns wood.”

Best Buddies Are,.,..

Best Buddies are hard to find..

So Today I choose to thank u 4 every time U made me smile, laugh,
4 every time U helped,
wiped a tear
&
I apologize 4 any inconvenience I caused,
4 every time I was rude,
4 anything that hurt U..
Thank U for being a great part of My Small Life