Author: Dilawar

Pathan ki 2 Biviyan Larr
pari,
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
2sari boli nai Aaj Monday
Hay.

PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola:
Main kya pagal Hun Jo
juma parh k Aya Hun.,,

:”:
Aap bare “BEWAQUF’
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Jab oper bata dia ha to
neechay kia certifcate
Lenay aye ho 🙂

1 Pathan apne biwi ko
maar raha tha.

1 admi ne pocha tum isay
Q maar rhay ho ?

pathan:Hakeem ne keya c
….enu

Dwaae kutt k deni aae..

KISS KISS KISS
KISS KISS KISS
KISS KISS KISS
KISS KISS KISS
KISS KISS KISS
KISS KISS KISS
KISS KISS KISS
KISS KISS KISS
KISS KISS KISS
KISS KISS KISS
KISS KISS KISS
KO batao k main
uth gea hu nashta
ly
ao.

G(‘.’)(‘,’)D

M(‘_’)RNING

Teacher to KG class Student:
1 saal mai kitna mahine hote
hain.?

Stdnt:12 mOnth
Teacher:wow!!
Tmhe kese pata chala.?

Stdnt:
12 mahino mai 12 tareeqo se
tujh Ko Pyaarr jataOnga rree.,.

(,”)
_/((\_ dhinki
<< chika

Dost:Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka
saanp dikhane wale hain,

Pathan:Haan par main nahi
dekh paunga,

Dost:kyun?

Patan:Mera TV toh 21 inch ka
hi hai.,..

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho
rhi thi,Wo manat mangny
gay whan uski maa gum gayi.
Molvi bola wah Raba tari
khudai,

“Apni tay LABI ni Abbay di
v Gawai”

Son:
Papa main itan jawaan
kab Honga k main Mama
ko bina bataye Ghar se
bahir ja sakoon?
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Papa:
Bata itna Jawaan to abi
tak mein b nahi hun;-)

Biwi kitchen se boli:
Sunte ho Main Din Ba
Din khubsurat Hoti ja
Rahi hun,
shohar:Acha Wo kaise?
Biwi:Ab to Mujhy se
rotiyan b jalne Lagi
hain.,.,.!

“Wo Mujy ye keh kar chor gya

“FARAZ”
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ok bye….:-D

Achanak Teri Yaad Ne
Rula Diya.

Kya Karoon Tum Ne Jo
Mujhe Bhula Diya.

Na Karte mhbt To Na
Milti Ye Saza

Meri Wafaon Ne jana
Tujhe Bewafa Bana diya,

1 Pagal khali paper ko
bar bar choom raha tha.
2 pagal:Ye kya hai.?
1 pagal:Love letter hay

2 pagal:Magar ye to khali
hay.

1 pagal:Aaj kal bol chal
band hy.

Dunya saari dakhi hai,
per Lahore Lahore ay!!

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A Public service msg
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Dengue Machar..