Author: Dilawar

Do u know,

what is the meaning

of

Happy

H-hum

A-aap ko

P-pal

P-pal

Y-yad

karte hain.

Pathan Apni Girlfrnd

se :

Mere Dil Main Ek Bat

Hai.

Girl:

keh Do.

pathan:

Ni Mjhy sharam Aati

Hai.

Girl:

Kaho Na !

.

.

.

pathan:

Tumhre pas naswar Hy.

,” Rulata

Koi Koi HAy

,:Hansata

Koi Koi Hay

,:Jo Rula kar Hansa

Day

,;Usay yaaR kehte Hain

,” Jo Rula kar

Khud Bhi Roye

,”Usay PIYAaR kehte

Hain….!!

MOyt K bad meri

Qabar pe mayt aana

Ay

“DOst”

.

.

Suna hai tum Qabron

se Agarbatiyan

Churaty ho…

(-_-)

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/ /- banda ban oye.

Load sheading ne

Mujhe b Namazi bana

dia

” FARAZ”

Mobile ki battry ab

Masjid k Genaretar

se he charge krta hun….

LAHORE  k  larko ki

2 usool Hain

pehla:

Wo kisi Ajnabi Larki

Ko lift Nahi Karwatu…!

Or

Doosra: Wo Kisi Larki ko

Ajnabi Samjht hi Nahi.

Jo shaks apni jaib

kharch se apny

doston ki DAWAT

krta hai,

kamyabi hmesha us

k Kadam chomti hy…..