Author: Dilawar

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“*¿,Morning,¿*”

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Aaj
Afridi wale style mein . . .
*Good Morning*

‘??¦(¯`:´¯)¦?????Ramadhan?????
¦.(¯`•.\|/.•´¯)? ?Smiles:)
¦(`?•.(?).•´¯)¦(¯`:´¯)? ?Forgiveness
¦ (_.•´/|\`•._)(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯) ? ?Mercy
¦ ¦ (_.:._)¦¦(¯`•..(?).•´¯)? ?Harmo
¦¦?¦ (¯`:´¯)¦(_.•´/|\`•._)? ?Peace
?¦.(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯)::(_.:._)? ? Faith
¦ (¯ `•.(?).•´¯)? ? Patience
¦ ¦(_.•´/|\`•._) ? ?O??.and happiness
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??I Love Hazrat Muhammad ( PBUH )

Ap”PAGAL” ho

mere pas proof hai
k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
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P=pyare ho
A=ache ho
G=Great ho
A=anmol ho
L=lovley ho

Ho To Pagal Na.

Larki
Agr Me Tumse Juda Ho Jaun To
Tumhe Kesi Takleef Hogi

Larka
Jab Naak Ka Choha Naak Me Sookh
Jaye Usko Nochtay Waqt Jo Takleef
Hoti Hai,
Wese Hi Hogi.,,,

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sardi k
mosam me apny kamrey me bethay
thay,
In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho
raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha
kanp raha tha,
Baap ne pucha:
tum itna q hans rahay ho? Wo bola “kuch
nahi papa, aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko
nehla dia hai..;

“Happy Winters Season.,-‘)

College Wali . . .
Lush Hoti Hai

Office Wali . . .
Zada Sweet Hoti Hai

Ghar Wali . . .
Bas theek Hoti Hai

Hotel Wali . . .
Mast Hoti Hai,

Five Star Wali . . .
Zara mehangi Hoti Hai,
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Pr Chai Tu Akhir Chai Hi Hoti Hai.

Bhai saal badal chuka hai to apni
soch bi badal lo.

Pati shadi ke baad:
Meri shadi se pahle 20
girlfrnds reh chuki hain..

Patni:
Mujhay pata tha k jb KUNDLI
mili hai to adatain bhi zaroor
milti hongi

Democratic difference between
USA AND PAKISTAN

In USA U can Kiss in a public
place but can’t susu.

In Pakistan U can susu in a
public place but can’t kiss.

Father:
Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?
Mujy Dost Samaj Kr batao
Son:
Kuch Nhi yaar Sabzi K Paiso Se
Apni Wali Ko Load Krwa Diya To
Teri Wali Ne Boht Mara.

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur
hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.

Larki walay:
Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

1 Sardar ka accident ho gya

Doctor ne pochha: Sardar g accident kaisay hua?

Sardar: Doctor sab main morr kattan lagga c

pr aggay morr e nai c…