Author: Dilawar

The best feeling in the
world is when u think that
your friend forget you
& suddenly you receive a msg
from your friend saying
“I M missing u so much…”

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo
tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave
karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
“Naeei” hon

Ek Shohar khubsurt tha
aur BV kali thi.
Shohar:
Hum dono Jannati hen

BV:Kesy?

Shohar:
Tm Mjhy dekh kr Shukr
ada krti ho
Or
M Tmhay Dek kr toba
krta hun;-).

Å$$Å£ÅM-Ü-Å£EKUM
G(,”)(“,)D
l””V””l __.**.__
L_M_ örñìñg!!!
$übhä Kä $äläm
Tö ä
Cütè pèr$öñ
Ä çütè Grèètìñg
Khüdä Kärè
aap ka här dìñ äçhä güzräy

…*”ÄÄmèèñ”

*:::*WiShInG*:::*
*::::YoU*::::*
*::*HaPpIeSt*::*
*::*SwEeTeSt*::*
&
*:::*LoVeLiEsT*:::*
*:::*SuB*:::*
*::::*BaKhAiR*::::*

These Are Just
18 Letters
Yet They Mean So Much
When
Warmly Sent
Just To Keep In Touch…

“T a k e
C a r e
O f
Y o u r s e l f”

Good Morning (:
Stay Blessed

Nazar jab mili to fasaane
hue,
Ek pal mein hum aapke
deewane hue,
Jab se aaye hain aap hamari
zindegi mein,
Andaaz hi hamare kuch
shairana hue

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan
Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Student:

Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,

Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)

My dear love
Iam so very glad
Very glad I am here
Happy birthday, my love
Happy birthday, my dear

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi
Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.

Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi
Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or
Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida
Hua!

1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua
Mangne Lagi To Sharm Aa Gai
Kehne Lagi

“Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch
Nahi Mangti Bas Meri Ammi Ko
Ek Khobsurt Damad De De”

Pata Hai Kya Hua?
.
.
.
Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi
Ho Gayi.

Moral: Dua Clear Mangni
Chahiye. Kya Pata Kis
Time Qabool Hojaye

Na din ko light

Na raat ko light

wah wah wah

Na din ko light

Na raat ko light

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Good night

Good night

wah wah wah

Nikle thay iss aas pe
kisi ko bana lein gaye
ham apna…

Lekin Aik khuwaish ne
umar bhar ka musafir
bana diya…
Gud nit….*