Boy: Aaj accident hua .
uff marte marte bacha hu .
Dad: Tumhari he galti hogi.
Maa: Mera beta thek toh hai na ?
Sis: Bhai koi chot toh nai aie kahen.
Bro: Yar dhyan say chlaya kar .
Lover: Tmhe mera Zara B khayal nahi?
And
Friends : Ohhh Shit Biryani milte milte
reh gayi aj yar S0 freinds are forever Kaminy
