DreamySMS

One day just isn’t enough
to celebrate someone as
Wonderful as you..
Happy Wedding Anniversary

Wishing you all the great things in life,
hope this day will bring you an extra share
of all that makes you happiest.
Happy Birthday lovely Jan

Today is the day when the gods
decided to send an angel for me
in my life. straight from the heavens.
Happy Birthday to my sweet angel!

Waiter:Your Bill Sir

Santa:Take My Card…

Waiter:But Sir,yeh toh aapki
shaadi ka card hai!

Santa:To Phir Baahar kya Mazaak
Me Likha Hai?

ALL Cards Accepted

Hospital me Nurse:
Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida
hua he!

Sardar: Wahe Guru!
Kya Technology hai. Biwi Yaha hospital
me he aur beta ghar me paida hua hai…

Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota
baithne ke liye hota hai.

Son:Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye
nhi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai…

Ek Chappl aur padi…

Some women are sooo concerned
about their husband’s happiness.
that they hire detectives to find
out who is responsible for it.

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car aik lady chalaa rahe
thi to tumhein road se hut kr
chalna chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kon sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa howa tha

Allah subhaanhu farmata hai
mera banda farz Ada krny k
baad Nawafil ibaadat kar k
muj se itna ziyada nazdeek
ho jata hai k main us se
Muhabbat krny lag jata hu

You have to get up every morning
and tell yourself ” I can do this”.
Good Morning

Mistakes increases your experience,
and experience decreases your mistakes.
if you learn from your mistakes, then
others learn from your success.
Good Morning

When you face difficult time,
know that challenges are not
sent to destroy you. They are
sent to promote, increase,and
strengthen you.