No Excuses

Live with no excuses
Love with no regrets,

Ramadan Mubarak

May the spirit of Ramadan
Stay in our hearts and illuminate
our souls from within

Ramadan mubarak

Ramadan Mubarak 2015

Ramadan Mubarak!

Wishing you a joyous Iftar
with happiness health and
Success Always.

HAPPY RAMADAN 2015

Praising Allah all throught the day;
Fasting from dawn to dusk every;
Beg for penance and alms we give;
Let’s thank Him and always We Pray!
HAPPY RAMADAN!

Same As Above

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above

Tujhy Chorr Doon

Tujhy Chorr Doon,
Tujhy BhooL Jaon,
Kesy Batain Karte Ho?

Soorat To Phir Soorat Hai
Mujhe To Tery Naam K Loog Bhi Ache
Lagte Hain..!

Itna Bara Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi.

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Sune Gaye Kuch Dialogs

Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Sune Gaye Kuch Dialogs

Boy: “Please Karne Do Na”

Girl: “Nahi Ab Bus Karo”

Boy: “Please Thora Sa Aur Karne Do Na”

Girl: “Kab Se To Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bass Karo”

Boy: “Bus Thora Sa Aur Karunga, Tum Sahi Se Khol Kar Rakho”

Girl: “Jaldi Karo Koi Dekh Lega”

Boy: “Kuch Nahi Hota Bus 5 Minutes Aur”

Girl: “Bus Bohat Ho Gaya Abb Nahi Karne Doongi”

Boy: “Please Yaar, Thora Aur Karne Do

Warna Mein Exam Me Fail Ho Jaoonga“

Ab Toot Jaane Do.

Ek pal ke liye mujhe door jaane do,
Tere pyar ke nashe me doob jaane do,
Kaabil na raha ab mai tere pyar ka,
Woh ek sapna hi tha…ab toot jaane do.

Security Guard k Sath

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Tujhy Chorr Doon,

Tujhy Chorr Doon,
Tujhy BhooL Jaon,
Kesy Batain Karte Ho?

Soorat To Phir Soorat Hai Mujhe To Tery Naam K Loog Bhi Ache Lagte Hain..!

May God Bless Your Dirty Mind

Fill In The Blanks:
1. “Boo_s ?”
2. “_ _ndom ?”
3. “F_ _ K ?”
4. “P_ N_s ?”
5. “Pu_s_ ?”
Answer:
1. “Books”
2. “Random”
3. “Fork”
4. “Pants”
5. “Pulse ”
“May God Bless Your Dirty Mind.”