DreamySMS

Eyes are not meant 4 tears…
And heart is not meant 4 fear.. . .
Never get upset but always cheer.. . .
Bcoz u are the 1 who can .. .
Make people smile four yearz . . .
Good Morning Have A Nice day

Sakoon aaj Tak Girvi hai Un J Pass..!!!
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Zaraa Si Mohabbat Qarz Li Thi Jin Say

GOOD Night 🙁

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A Little Bird Sent
To Wish U A Nice
Morning
&
A Great Day!!

Ek test Match men South Africa ne Pakistan
ko 1 Inning Aur 260 Runs se Shikast Di.
Match ke baad jab Captian Misbah ul Haq se interview lia gya
to unhon ne kaha ke Hamen Khushi Hai Keh Ham ne 2
Baariyan khelen aur un ko Aik hi Bari Di.
HaHaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Judge:Tum py ilzam hy k tum Ny 10 sal Sy Apni
BIVI Ko Dara Dhamka K Apny Control Ma Rkha hua
Hy.

Mulzim: Lekin Sir

Judge: Na Na Safai Nai,
Tarika Das Tarika

Milege zindagi mein bohat lowg tumhe
par hum jaisa milna mushkil hai
pyar karna toh bada aasaan hai
zindagi bhar nibhaana namumkin hai

Ijaazat Ho To Chunn Lein Hum Bhi,
Do-ek Phool Hi Gulabi,
Duaa Humne Bhi Maangi Thi,
Ki Gulshan Mein Bahaar Aaye.

Ajeeb daastaan hai ye
Kahaan shuru kahaan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samaz sake na hum…

Dard ki bhee aadat pad jaatee hai
Dard na ho to neend nahi aatee hai
Main sochataa thaa ki ye haal sirf mera hai
Par aaj saari duniyaa hi apni si nazar aati hai.

Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes,

Laughing increases life by 10 minutes.

A laughing smoker never dies 😉

Doctor: Sorry reports got mixed up.

We do not know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!!
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Husband: Now, what?
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Doctor: Send her for jogging.

If she returns, do not sleep with her 😉

Ajeeb Saaneha Guzra hai mujh pe aj ki Shaam,
Main aj Sham tumhare hijr mein udaas na Tha,

Ab ek saal tou yeh ek gham hi kaafi hai,
Tumhari Salgirah par Tumhara pass na tha….