1 Pathan Lahore se Apni B.V ko call krta hy
Nokrani phone Utha leti hy
Pathan: Begam Saheba Se Baat krwao
Nokrani: Wo to Sahab k Sath So Rhi hn
Pthan: kiyaaa?
Sahab to main hon
Nokrani: Ab me kya kru G?
Pthan: Maar de Un dono ko
Nokrani: Is tarah to mujy Jail ho jaye gi
Pthan:
Main tmhara Visa bhej Rha hon tum England bhag jana
Nokrani ne 2no ko mar dia.
Nokrani: Ab Lashon ka kya kru?
Pathan: Ghar k peechy jo Nadi hy us me phenk k Airport Aajao
Nokrani: Ghar k peechy to koi Nadi nhi hy
Pathan: To kya ye 0324***** numbr nhi hy?
Nokrani: Nahi…
Pathan: ohh Sorry
WRoNg NuMBeR…