Category: Angry SMS

In certain trying circumstances,
Urgent circumstances,
Desperate circumstances,
profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.

zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai
koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

Apney he Habe-e-Haal mangti hon,
Bas Dua-e-Wisaal Mangti hon,
Teri qurbat main jo guzar sako,
main wohi maah-o-saal mangti ho,
jiski tabeer mil sake mujhko,
Khuab sa ik khyaal mangti hon,
Mere hathon ko bas hina dedey, angry funny sms
Tujhse main zar na maal mangti hon.

Diwangi se kam na thi kuch apni justujo
Hum bewafa jahan me wafa dhondte rahey
Mehromiyon k dor me kin hasraton k sath
Hum pathron k dil me khuda dhondte rahey.

The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk ofalcohol
and his face was plastered with lipstick.
“I assume,” shebarked,
“there is a very good reason for you to come
drifting inat six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day
and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget.
Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams,
“You promised me two weeks ago that
you would never cheat on me again!”
Tryinghis best to calm her down,
the husband turns to his wife and says,
“Take it easy Dear,
Can’t you see I’m trying to taper off?”

Usually when people are sad,
they don’t do anything.
They just cry over their condition.
But when they get angry,
they bring about a change.

Events will take their course,
it is no good of being angry at them;
he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

It is impossible for you to be angry
And laugh at the same time.
Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive
and you have the power to choose either.

Do something that makes a difference-
because,
by God,
there’s a lot to make you angry.

Speak when you are angry and you will make
the best speech you will ever regret.

ANger is a killing thing:
It kills the man who angers,
For each rage leaves him less than he had been before-
it takes something from him.

If you’re angry at a loved one,
Hug that person. And mean it.
You may not want to hug-
which is all the more reason to do so.
It’s hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you,
And that’s precisely what happens when we hug each other