Category: Boy VS Girl SMS

Paind0 Larki : Mujhe facebook Account Bana D0
Larka : Tumhe Chalani aati hai kya ?
Larki: Aap chala lena, Myn peche baith jaon gi…!!!
😛
Looooo Dasso…facebook Kh0ti Rehri Ho Gai palla 😛

Just imagine life without boys
Road silent
Colleges Empty
Police at rest
All Mobile companies in loss
No sims, No gift, No Alcohol, No bikes, No Crimes, No Couples.
Which means world depends on us 😉

They may be flirt all day,
But before they go to sleep,
They always think about the girl they truly care about.

1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte

1 larki ne shadi krne se inkar kr dia,
Maa: Beti maan jao, bohot shareef lerka hai.

Larki: Ammi Jitna B Shareef ho
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Mgr ‘Emmar’!
Jasa to nai ho sakta na..!
(‘,’)/
<)) _??_ Choty pani daal oy jaldi koi jal raha he

BOY: I want to end our relationship
I am going to return you everything you gave me…!
GIRL: ok then let’s start with love…

A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.
Boy: Run, your father is coming!

Larki:
Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo
Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya
Ho

Larka :
Kamini Zaleel I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat!

Girl: What is the proof that you miss me?
Boy: See my cheeks. My mom slapped me
Because I was smiling while sleeping, thinking
of you.

Girl : Aaj mere dad ne mjhe
tumhare
Sath bike pe jate huay dekh liya..
Boy : oohh !! kia bole wo ??
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Girl : Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Tha.
Bus ka kiraya wapis le liya.
Humari Family boht strict hai na !!!

Double Insult..
Girl:” do u like me.. ??
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Boy:” No..
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(girl got sad)
Boy:” y r u sad.. ??
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Girl:” becoz u don’t like me..
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Boy:” u never asked that do u love me..
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Girl:” Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ??
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Boy:” No..

Boy: Apka Naam Kiya Hai?
Girl: Pehan K Batau Ya
Dikha Kar?
Boy: Kiya Matlab?
Girl: Payal. Our Ap Ka?
Boy: Lekar Batau ya Dekh
Kar
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Pappi. 😀

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me
Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko To Zaroor
Bataungi,
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. Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo
Tujhse
Pyaar Karega…

Hahahahahahahahaha 😛 😀