Category: Cricket SMS

Cricket Umpire

Beta Baap Se:
Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho
Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?

Baap:
Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,
Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

Tiny stars shining bright,

Tiny stars shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnight,
So close ur eyes nd snuggle up tight,
I’m wishing u sweet dreams tonight!

Kadi te WORLD CUP jitwa Afridi.

Kadi te WORLD CUP jitwa Afridi.
aaway sukh da sa Afridi.
Haar haar k akk gaye haan.
T.V day aggay bay bay thak gay haan.
hun seenay thand pa Afridi.
kadi te WORLD CUP jitwa Afridi.
ki ki rang dikha dittay nay
sary match hara dittay nay.
tars hun koi kha Afridi.
kadi te WORLD CUP jitwa Afridi.

World Cup:

World Cup:
InshAAllah world cup humara hai.
Tareekh gawah hai 47 mein Pakistan bana.
4+7= 11
65 ki jang jeety.
6+5= 11.
92 ka world cup jeety.
9+2= 11
2009 ka world cup jeety.
2+0+0+9+ 11.
kenya k khilf 317 runs bny.
3+1+7+ 11.
srilanka sy kitny runs sy jeety. =11
InshAAllah world cup humara hai.

Koi Sui mangy

Koi Sui mangy
Hm Teer dengy,
Koi Molvi mangy
Hm Peer dengy,
Koi Lassi mangy
Hm Kheer dengy,
MGR
Koi Worldcup mangy,
Hm Cheer dengE..!!
“JEEVY PAKISTAN”
INSHAALAH PAKISTAN WORLD CUP JETAY GA
MIL KR KAHO
INSHAALLAH

Teacher told all students

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Joke of 2012…

Joke of 2012…
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‘Sehwag ka record tornay ki koshish karun ga.
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*Misbah-ul-Haq*.