Category: Decent/Cool SMS

‘…*Bachalors think that married men are lucky…

married men think that bachalors are lucky…

the problem is that bachalors think at night & married think at day time…

‘The sun is shining,
Suppose
V cover our Eyes wid
d Palm of our Hand, d
Sun won’t b seen by Us,
…d Sun is 91 times
bigger thn d Earth,
But it can b hidden wid
d Palm of Our Hand..
Similarly d EGO is very
small but because V
magnify it in our daily
life beyond all proportion,
it has come & taken hold
of Us …

Life is flower
‘Tum Bin Jiya Jaye Kaise
Kaise Jiya Jaye Tum Bin
Saddion se Lambi Hain Raatain
Saddion se Lambe Howe Din
Aajo Lout Kar Tum
Yeh Dil Kehraha hai
Phir Sham Tanhayee Jaagi
Phir Yaad Tum Aarahe Ho
Phir Jaan Nikalne Lagi Hai
Phir Hum Ko Tarpa Rahe Ho
Iss Dil Mein Yaadon Ke Mailay Hain
Tum Bin Bahut Akeley Hain
Aajao Lout Kar Tum
Yeh Dil Kehraha Hai

Kiya Kiya Nah Socha Tha mainne
Kiya Kiya Nah Chaha Tha Mainne
Kiya Kiya Nah Sapne Sajaye
Kiya Kiya Nah Aarmaan Jagaye
Iss Dil se Toofaan Guzarte Hain
Tum Bin To Jeete Nah Martay Hain

Tum Bin Jiya Jaye Kaise
Kaise Jiya Jaye Tum Bin’

‘…*Achieving your target in studies is just like being pregnant.
every0ne c0ngratulates u 0n the outcome…
.
.
.
but no one really knows how
many times u were fucked…23*’

…*A small b0y took a knife & wrote his girlfriends name on his hand…
5 mints later he starts crying l0udly…
why??
.
.
.
PAIN?
N0…
.
.
.
SPELLING MISTAKE…23*’

‘*…Do you remember your cute childhood when you went to a t0y shop and ask shopkeeper: Antal antal ye monkey titnay ta hai?

And shopkeeper replied:
.
.
.
beta yeh monkay nahi mirr0r hai…23*’

‘YAE SOACH KAR SUB KO HUM YAAD KR K SOTY HAIN HUM AEY DOST PATA NAHI KON SI RAAT ZINDGI KI AKHRI RAAT HO’

U R MY LIFE
‘Mujh say Aksar Woh Aik he Sawal Puchta hai
Tum Mujhay itna Pyar kyun Karte ho

Koi Ja kar bata day Usko
ZINDAGI kis ko Pyari nhe hoti

*I MISS U*’

‘Beautiful lines”

RESHTY khoon k nahi hoty,RESHTY ehsas k hoty ha.

Ager ehsas ho to ajnabi b apny.agr ehsas na ho to apny b ajnabi.’

Azmat Dua

‘Jo ansu na hoty ankho me, To ankhin itne khobsurat na hote, Jo dard na hota dil me, To khoshi ki kimat pata na hote, Jo bewafae na ki hote waqt ny, To wafa ki kabi chahat na hote, Agr sochny sy pori ho jate muradin, To DUA ki kabi zarorat na hote.@.’

‘*…while ch00sing a book 1 m0nth bef0re exam we refer t0
.
.
.
f0reign Auth0rs
1o days before l0cal auth0rs
&
0n the day 0f exam…
we are the auth0rs…23*’

‘Zindagi tu ne mujhe bht kch sekhaya hei.
har shaam k bad sehar hei tu ne bataya hei.
dubbti kese hei kaashti jab sahil ho nazar mein.
ye manzar bhe tu ne he mujhe dekhaya hei,’

‘Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye,
Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye,
Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi,
Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye,’