Category: English SMS

My mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA.
Admitted in LG hospital, at BENQ avenue, SAMSUNG nagar.
Dr. NOKIA says that matter is very serious, SmS needed.

It’s funny how big of an impact u have on me,
It’s like when I see u, u don’t even have to speak ,
All u can do is smile & it can make my day &
That’s how I remember my reasons 4 loving u.

Good friends care for each other.
Close friends understand each Other.
And true friends stays forever beyond words,
beyond time.

Simple music can make u sing,
Simple hug can make u feel better,
Simple things can make u happy,
Hope that my simple Hi will make u smile.

Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS
And
DECENT GIRLS?
A: Both doesn’t exists.

I’m getting married next week there will b
a small party n only few ppl wil b invited
don’t bring any gift just bring
someone 2 marry me.

Nobody’s right till somebody’s wrong;
Nobody’s weak till somebody’s strong;
Nobody’s lucky till luv comes along;
Nobody’s lonely till somebody’s gone.

There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u girl.

One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL
&
ME CHECKING U.

I am a killer,

I kill people for money…..

But because you are my friend,

I’ll kill you for nothing!

Somebody asked god,
I want peace, god replied.
Remove that i as that is ego,
And peace will be automatically there

U r thousand miles away from me,
Still I’m watching ur every movement on
3 different channels:

Pogo,
Cartoon Network,
and Animal Planet

Mother makes her son Intelligent
in 20 yrs,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in
2 mins.