Category: Exams SMS

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!

To be a good professional,
Always start to study late for Exams.
Because it teaches how to manage Time
And tackle Emergencies!
Best of luck!

Exams r near
At d paper u stare
The answer is nowhere
It makes u pull ur hair
Grades r not fair
But just lik d past 15 yrs
We don’t care!
Best of luck!

Four things boys do in the
Examination Hall1.
Counting the Girls2.
Counting the fans & tube
lights3. Reading the brand
name of their pen4.
Thinking of studying for at
least next ExamsFour
things Girls do in the Exam
Hall1.Write2.Write3.Write4
.And just WriteAata ho ya
na aata ho….

Khusra Math Ke Paper
Mein Dance Kar Raha Tha.

Examiner: Ye Kya Kar Rehay Ho?

Khusra: Meray Teacher Ne Kaha
Tha Math Mein Her Step Ke Number
Hotay Hain…

*NURSURY K STUDENT ne
Exam sheet pe SUSU kar dia.

Teacher: GADHE ye kya kia..* *

STUDENT.- miss, Ap ne hi kaha tha,
pehle jo araha hai wohi karo,

Define Pakistani Student..?
.
.
A Pakistani Student Is Not
The One Who Read The Book
Before An Exam!
But
Write A New Book During
The Exam 😀

LOVE V/S EXAM
LOVE: lots of thoughts in
mind but no guts to express
EXAMS: lots of guts to express
but no thoughts in mind

Q: How To Kill An Ant?
.
.
Asked In Exam For 15
Marks.
.
.
Student: Mix Chilli
Powder With Sugar &
Keep It OutSide The
Ant’s Hole.
After Eating, Ant Will
Search For Some Water
Near A Water Tank.
Push Ant In To It.
Now Ant Will Go To
Dry Itself Near Fire.
When It Reaches Fire,
Put A Bomb Into The
Fire.
.
Then Admit Wounded
Ant In ICU.
Remove Oxygen Mask
From It’s Mouth And
Kill The Ant.
MORAL: Don’t Play
With Students They Can
Do Anything For 15
Marks.
😀

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
🙂

Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai.
Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai.
🙂

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!
&
D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!!

🙂

If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks
But, Jobs r Limited
Then
More Unemployment
More Youth
More Suicides
More Crime
“””””SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING”””” ;->
🙂