Category: Exams SMS

After Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???

Guess……!!!

“Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me”:-)

If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me
Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words?????
Ur Answer Should Be Based On Truth,
Reply Me Now

Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt …..
But the silence of a frnd in the examination hall brings tears to eyes… 😀

Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
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her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
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koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
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Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

Gham-e-zindagi kia sunaon?
Mery paper aa rahe hain…
Main khushi kahan se laon
Mery paper aa rahe hain..
Tumhen ye gila hy k
Mizaj kyun hain barham,
Kaho kaise musukuraon
Mery paper aa rahe hain…
Tumhen EID ki khushi hy,
Mujhe yaad hy wo lekin,
Main ye kaise bhool jaon
Mery paper aa rahe hain..

Newton’s Law of Studentology! .
“Every Book continues to be in
it’s State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears.”
HaPpY ExaMz

“This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.”
William Nalaaiq
🙂

Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.

Dance as if no ones watching,
Love as if its never going to hurt.

First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”

If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Dont call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Bashir Saab.