Category: Flirt SMS

A highly successful flirter was once asked:
Which one is your best G.F?
He reply: The next one.
MORAL:
Always aim high & continuously improve your performance.

Smart Answers
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith…
Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams…
Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you’ll have to walk as well…
Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does new one works better?

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I’ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V….

To make it straight,
she pulls it.

2 make it stand,
she rubs it.

2 make it stiff,
she licks it.

2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah

..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..

stil hurtin..ahh yeh ….den lets try d other shoe madam

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.
Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u
Never say I
Can’t live widout u
Say I live 4 u
U’ve been trained
now go and flirt !!!

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers,
get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving urs…..toilet!

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
Boy 2 a girl: Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hein..
Girl: Aap ki kitni biwiyan hein?
Boy: Aik bhi nahi..

Girls Are Just Like Computer Ram”s They
Remember Every Thing Until You Keep Them Charged With Your Sweetness Once The Connection Interrupted Their Memory Will Be Refreshed And The
Process Starts Again

Never trust a girl who sashows ys she loves you more than anyone else in the world; it she has been experimenting.

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter….

What is full form of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls heart