Category: Funny Hindi SMS

Patta gir sakta hai per darakht nahin
soraj doob sakta hai per aasman nahin
dharti sookh sakti hai per darya nahi .
Kuttay ki dum seedhi hosakti hai par ap nahi

1 din Wife or Husband mandir se niklay to 1 faqeer ne kaha
“Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hoon”
Husband:
Dedo,
Tumhe Shehzadi kaha ha to zaroor andha hi hoga:-)

Main agar
kahoon,
Tum sa
haseen,
Kaynaat mein
nahi hy koi,
To plz yaqeen mat karna kbhi….. kbhi insaan garmi me ulta seedha bol jata hai

Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss karo to lips lal,
Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio mere lal

is sms ko taste karo
Kya tumhe adrak ka taste lag raha hai
Nahi na,
Zahir hai
.,*****,
( @..@ )
..”(- -)” bandar kya jane adrak ka suwad;-)

A boy goes 2 his dad’s friend late nite,
he was told 2 sleep in baby’s room, but
he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid
baby kid.
Next morning he saw a young, Charming n
very pretty girl on the breakfast table.
Who r u? The boy asked.
I m baby n u?
Main ullu ka pattha.

Meri
or
katrina kaif
ki
1 Adat same hai.
Guess what?
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Na main usay
MSG krta hu,
Na wo mujhe
MSG krti hai
“ATTITUDE”
u know!! 🙂

Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha..
Izhar-e-mohbt kia tha sms se.
Jo unki shadi tak pending tha.

Ghor Kalyug Ka Sabut.
Boy- Kya me tumhara Hath Chum Sakta Hu?
Girl- Kyu?
Kutte,
Kaminey,
Mere Hotho Pe Kya Jahar Laga He Kya?

Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi.
Veeru: Bolo.
Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon!
Veeru: It’s a very good News.
Basanti : Shadi se pehle pitaji ko bataya tha toh bahut maar padi thi.

Kya tum ped par chad sakte ho,
Kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
Kya sina cheer ke dikha sakte ho,
Nahi na
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Beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi hanuman nahi hota.

Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:-
1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru
2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru
3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru

Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya:
Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t”
Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop”
2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.