Category: General knowledge SMS

‘Husband wanted to call the hospital

‘Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P’

‘A Test Of Ur General Knowledge

‘A Test Of Ur General Knowledge
Rewrite The Following In Correct Order.

1-Nepasnr (A Tool)
2-Meor (A City)
3-Eposgl (A Holy Book)
4-Diotrua (A Profession)
5-Orlyr (A Vehicle)
6-Umecrcbu (A Vegetable)
7-Lutervu (A Bird)
8-Spaw (An Insect)
9-Leemtp (A Part Of Body)
10- Ewfi(A Relation)
Reply Must’

‘Fill it for Me:

‘Fill it for Me:

Color for Me:
Nick name for Me:
Patner for Me:
Dress for Me:
Flower for Me:
Advice for Me:
Song for Me:
Title for Me:
Gift for Me:

Reply Must

R.F’

‘WO KONSI CHEEZ HY JO KHAO TO HALAL HY

‘WO KONSI CHEEZ HY JO KHAO TO HALAL HY
PEO TO KHRAM HY AURAT ZINDAGI MAIN SIRF
EK BAAT ISTAMAL KERTI HY AUR MARD DIN
MAIN TEEN 3 BAAR ISTAMAL KETA HY QURAN
MAIN 5 TIME ZIKAR AYA HY AUR MEEM SY
SHURU HOTA HY’

‘Aap in mein say konsi car

‘Aap in mein say konsi car
chalana pasand krengai?
1) corrola
2) city
3) civic
4) bmw
5) accord
6) vitz
7) alto
8) mehran
9) farrari’

‘Answers :

‘Answers :

1) Nepasnr – ( A Tool)
Spanner

2) Meor – ( A City)
Rome

3) Eposgl- ( A Holy Book)
Gosple

4) Diaotru -( A Profession)
Auditor

5) Orlyr -( A Vehicle)
Lorry

6) Umecrcbu – ( A Vegetable)
Cucumber

7) Lutervq – ( A Bird)
Vulterg (I M Not Sure Bout Ths One)

Spaw – ( An Insect)
Wasp

9) Leemtp – ( A Part Of Body)
Temple’