Category: Kiss SMS

Kiss is not like Nokia…
Connecting Prople
Kiss is not Like Nike…
Just Do It
Kiss is not like Pepsi…
Yeh Dil Maange More
But
Kiss is Like Pan Parag…
Ek Se Mera Keya Hoga 🙂

Ki$$ of U.S.A. girl, So Sweet
Ki$$ of AUSTRALIAN gal, Oh So Hot
Ki$ of AFRICAN gal,Once More
Ki$ of INDIAN gal,Kro Lakin kisi Ko Bolna Nai.

KISS is seal of soft affections
dearest tie of young connections,
love’s silent confession

Kissing of American Girl, so sweet
Kissing of Australian gal, oh so hot
Kissing of French gal, once more
Kissing of Indian gal,kro lakin kisi ko bolna nai.

Ladki Ladke ko kiss karti he,
To ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati he.
Ladka kehta he ye kya kiya?
Ladki: Agar kuch acha karne se
Dag lagta he to dag ache he…

A Kiss is a :

Noun:It is common & proper.

Pronoun:”She” stands for it.

Verb:It is active & passive:

Adverb:Makes an explanation.

Conjunction:It brings together & connects.

Intergetion:It shows a sudden strong feeling.

Proposition:It has an object.

Law of Kissing: Any kiss that has been kissed
can be rekissed if the kisser n the kissee agree
that d kiss which was kissed was a dam Gud kiss.

Talwar Ka Zakham Dawa Se Theek Ho Jata Hy
Mgr
Zuban Ka Zakham Kisi Dawa Se Theek Nai Hota
Sirf
Kissing se Theek Hota Hy
Hakeem
Imran Hashmi

Ki$$ of U.S.A. girl, So Sweet
Ki$$ of AUSTRALIAN gal, Oh So Hot
Ki$ of AFRICAN gal,Once More
Ki$ of INDIAN gal,Kro Lakin kisi Ko Bolna Nai.

Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge youor balance now!
You have 2 free kiss, and 3 minutes hug will be
expired on 14th February 2013.

Proposing u was my desire having u is my
jackpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is
my duty missing u is my habit kissing u is
my wish 2gether 4eva my fulfillment .

Where should one use perfume?’
a young woman asked. ‘Wherever
one wants to be kissed,’ I said.

Kisses spread germs and germs r hated.
But u can kiss me baby im vaccinated