Category: Naughty SMS

Subha Sawere Utha Karo.,.,

Dada: Subha Sawere Utha
Karo, Is ke Bohot faide
Hain. Dekho Jo Chiryan
Subha Sawere Uth’ti Hain
Unko Keere Makore Khane
Ko Mil Jate Hain…

Pota: Or Jo Keere Makore
Subha Sawere Uth’te Hain
Unko Juldi Uthne Ki Saza
Bhi To Milti Hai…..
😉

Hokomat Se.,.,

Hokomat Se…

Hamara Mutaliba..
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Hamara Mutali ba.

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Hamara
Mutalibaa
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Hamara
Mutalibaa
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“Har Talib-e-ilm
Ko Aik Aik Talibaa”
😉

Aap bare “BEWAQUF’ HO.,.,

:”:
Aap bare “BEWAQUF’
HO.
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Jab oper bata dia ha to
neechay kia certifcate
Lenay aye ho 🙂

Khubsurat Log Hamesha.,.,

Khubsurat Log Hamesha
Yun Keyu Kehtein Hein
“Main Abhi Busy Hon”
……………….Socho

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Nahi Pata?
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Bad Mein Batao Ga
Main Abhi Busy Hun.

Life Is The Way How.,.,

Life Is The Way How
You Look At It:
“LIVETOGETHER”

Some Will Read As:
“Live Together”

Others Will Read As:
“Live To Gather”
AND
Some Will Read It As:
“Live To Get Her”
😀 😡

Kerte Thy Hum Jin Sy.,.,

“Kerte Thy Hum Jin Sy
Mohabbat Ka Dawa”*

“Kerte Thy Hum Jin Sy
Ulfat Ka Dawa”
Wohi Ly Gaya Meri Manji
Ka Pawa.
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Shava Vai
Shava..!!

Pakistan Ka Sab se ,.,.,.,.

Pakistan Ka Sab se
wadda chawal Insan
kon Hy?

Ye jan’ny k liye
daikhiye Aaj Raat
Theek 2 Bajy…
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sHEESHA:)

Kabhi pasand na aye .,.,.,.

Kabhi pasand na aye
saath mera to bata
dena ae dost

Hum dil pe pathar
Rakh k tumhein goli
maar denge
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/))–=-
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thaa..
thaa.. thaa..

Girlfriend Ko Apni Palko.,.,

Girlfriend Ko Apni
Palko Par Bitha Lo,

De K Khushi Us K Sary
Gham Chura Lo

Pyar Karo Us Ki Saheli
K Samne Itna K..

Us Ki Saheli Bhi Aa K
Kahy

JANU Muje Bhe Phasa Lo..

Uth Shazaday Himat Kr.,.,

Us Ko Chor Jane K Bad
Main To Marne Hi Wala
Tha

K Achanak Yad Aaya,Us
Ki cousion Ny Bhi Apna
Number Diya Tha,
/(‘,’)/
..(_) Uth Shazaday
../_/ Himat Kr..

5 Chezein Kismat Walon.,.,

5 Chezein Kismat Walon
Ko Milti Hain..

1-Pisti Kutti

2-Aseel Kukkar

3-Leyaari Majh

4-Laal Amrood

Tey

5-Wadday Kanna
Wali Desi Bakri!!

Note Worthy Advice.,.,

Note Worthy Advice
To All
Girls: Don’t Apply
Too Much Make-Up
On Your Face..
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You Don’t Know
Where Boys Look
First..!! :-p