Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki
Lottery Lgi..
Company Ne Socha K
Achanak Bataya To
Ladki Khushi Se Mr Skti
H. . .
Company Ne Pappu Ko
Ye Kaam Diya
K
Aise Btao Ke Wo Khushi
Se Mr Na Jaye . .
Pappu Ne Jake us Ladki
Ko Bola:
“Socho k aap Ka 5 crore
ka inaam nikal aaye to aap kya krogi?”
Ladki: Aap Ke Samne
Dance Krungii,
Aapse Shaadi Kr Lungiii..
Yehi Nahin..
Aadha Inaam Bhi De
Dungi …!!
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Ye Sun Kr Sala Pappu Hi
Khushi Se Mr Gaya..!!
Girl- Main Jab Bhi Phone Karti Hu
Tum
Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho.
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Din Me Kitni Baar Shaving Karte
Ho? .
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Pappu – 30-40 Baar.
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Girl – Pagal Ho Kya ?? .
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Pappu – Pagal Nahi , NAAYI ( barber) Hu
SOLID BEIZZATI
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Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti
Hai:” Hi
Friends Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu..?? .
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Pappu:” Tere Baap Ne 20-25
Hazaar Ka Mobile Leke Diya Hai To
Ghar Me
500 Rs.
Ka
Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga…
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Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya
Poochhti Hai Bhootni Kahin Ki..
UFFFF 😀
“Class ki Group Photo Dekhty huwy ‘Teachr’ ‘Bachon’
se kehny lgi:
“k jub Tum Log Bary ho kar ye Photo Dekho gy tu Kaho gy:
“Ye Bilal hai jo America chala gya,
Ye Ali hai jo London chala gya,
Aur ye Papu hai jo wahin ka wahin reh gya.”
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Papu Jal kr Bola:
“Aur ye Humari Teachr hy jin ka
‘Inteqal’ ho gya.
Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi…
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal
rakhne lagi..
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne
laga..
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Samay pe khana,
sona, uthna, dr. ki batai exercise
karna, khane mein namak bilkul na
lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena..
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Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu
bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua
mila..
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke
baad aisa kaise ho gaya..??
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Post martam ki report aayi to pataa
chala..
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Uske Toothpaste mein ‘Namak’ tha…
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
namak hai.. ??
from COLGATE ACTIVE SALT.. 😀
Ek baar ek Exam me pucha gaya
what is challenge.. ??
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Pappu ne pura page khaali chhodkar
page k
end
me likha…
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Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Pass
karke
dikha…
its a challenge.. 😀
What is self insult ?????
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An angry boss :”Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai
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Pappu(sar jhuka ke) :”Nahi sir…
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Boss :”Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot
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Meri taraf Dekho 😛 😛
Hilal
Pappu:
My girlfriend says
she wants me to be more like her Ex.
Bunty:
So what are you doing about it?
Pappu:
I am dumping her!
Teacher:
Do you know as to why did
the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda
as their symbol?
Pappu:
Because they did’t have a colour printer!
Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral 🙂
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.