Category: Pathan SMS

3 pathano ko 1 bike pe dekh kr
Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kya.
Pathan chalti bike se bola:
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Pagal ho gya hy kya?
Tu kahan baithy ga?

Zamendar:
Meri itni Zaamen he K me
Apni car pr Niklon to sham tak adhi
zamen pr pOhnchta hOn

Pathan:
Hath milao humare pas bhi pehle aesa
hi Khaatare car thi….

Pathan Doctor Se:
Mere Wazan Bhot Ho Gaya Hai,

Doctor:
Tum Rozana 5 kilo Meter Padel Chalo,
1 Saal Baad pathan Ne Doctor Ko
Call Ki,
O Tera Khana kharab khabees Wazan Tu
Kam Ho Gaya Hai…
Magar Hum
“AFGHANISTAN”Puchnch Gaya Hai…!!

Pathan Goes for Interview.
Manager To Pathan:-“Where is Abu
Dabi?”
Pathan:-“Wallah jis Qabrastan Mei
Humara Ammi Dabi..
Wahin Thoda Duri Par Abbu Dabi..!!

1 Faqeer 1 Pathan K Ghr Aya
or Bola:me Allah ka Mehman hu,
Pathan Uska Hath Pakar Kar
masjid me le Gaya or Kaha:
“Allah ka Ghr Ye hy”

Pathan’s theory about moon..

Moon is better than Sun because Moon gives light in night
When light is needed
but Sun gives light in day when light is not needed..” 😀

Newton ki Qabar se cheekhon ki awaazain.:-p

1 Pathan English sekhnay Angraze ka pass gaya.
2mahh bad wapis aya to us Angraze ki call ay,
Pathan:-who is speaking?
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Angraze:-
Kocha ham bolti Jakcen.

Ak Pathan na Cow ki Pappi lay le,
OR
Allah se Tooba ki,
Ay allah maff karna Shatan ay gaya tha,
Itna me shatan aya
OR
Bola,
oy ollou ka pathay
ya harkat to maray zahan may B nai thi.

Once a PATHAN go 2 an electric company 4 interview,
Interviewer asked him,
?electric motor kese chalti hai?.
Pathan replied,
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Burrrrrrrrrrrrr?

Ek Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To Dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha
ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke
Hum ne Haj bhi kia hai

Pathan apni wife ko I love U,
Bolta aur gir jata.

I love U, bolta aur phir gir jata.

Wife:-Wat r u doning Khan?
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pathan:-I’m falling in Love… 😀

Pathan Darakht pe Charha

Bandar Ne Pocha:
Ooper Kiun Aaey ho?
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Pathan:Amrood Khane
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Bandar:
Kardi Na Pathano Wali Bat,
Ye To Aam Ka Darkhat Hai
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Pathan:
Kardi Na Janwaron Wali Baat
Ham
Amrood Sath Laya Hai..;-D

Pathan:Ap 1 bar me kitnay admin
Utha Saktay ho….

Pahalwan:Kam se kam 10

Pathan:Bus tum se acha to hmara
Murgha hy jo subah puray mohally
ko utha deta hai…
Subah….BAKHAIR….