Category: Poetry SMS (Funny)

Special english shayari:

Special english shayari:
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.’The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
the gali
of mehbuba with very zor-shor,
‘The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
the gali
of mehbuba with very zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki from the door&
boli,
Mar gaya haramkhor’

Poetry (Funny)

“”Us ne Mujh Se poocha
Mafhom-e-Ghalat Fehmi Kiya Hai…?

Main ne muskura K kaha”Tum Se
Umeed-e-Pizza-o-pepis Rakhna” 😛

“D_G” ko

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa
JosH
Aaya..
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“D_G” ko
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa
JosH
Aaya…

Phirrrrr…?
Phir kya.!

Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU
Me Hosh
Aaya.

Jo mushkil se mily

Jo mushkil se mily
wo hy
(khushi)
jo kisi kisi ko mily
Wo hy
(pyar)
jo sbko mily
wo hy
(gham)
jo nseb walon ko mily
wo hy
(‘:’)
<) (>(HUM).
Hai na bt me Dum

Ishq krna hai to phr

Ishq krna hai to phir dard bhi sehna seekho,
Warna aisa kro apni oqaat me rehna seekho . . .
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(_”)/
)))
! /_Aj Ghalib ka subha sy B.P high hai. :-

Funny Shayari SMS

Engineering College Student:

“Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti

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Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti

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Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost

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Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti..

Killing shayari by a girl

Killing shayari by a girl for her boyfriend:

aap aaye to bahar aa gyi

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aap aaye to bahar aa gyi,

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wrna

kab se mai ander hi baithi thi..

Pyar Ki Usne Kadar Kaha Rakhi Hai

Pyar Ki Usne Kadar Kaha Rakhi Hai
Dil Ki Usne Khabar Kaha Rakhi Hai,
Maine Kaha Hum Mar Jayege Apke Pyar Me,
Usne Pucha “KABAR” Kaha Rakhi Hai

Chand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hui .

Chand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hui
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wah wah wah
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Aray
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Chand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hui
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Pehle maa ka ladla bigra tha ab munni badnaam hui

Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar

Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar
Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar
Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka
osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar

Funny Sharabi SMS

Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Charag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana.. 🙁