Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar servis shopes ki
dukan py:
Bari guratean dandy oo,,
jutti ne tay 2 din vi nahi
kadday…

Dukandar:
Huwa kia hai??

Sardar:
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Hona ki c
Chuki gai ay

Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia

Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita

Sardar:Mai aakhya himat hai te
kaly kaly ao

Dost:Fir ..?

Sardr:Fir sarian ne wari wari

Sardar ji agr apki
bivi ko jin chimat
jaye tu.
aap kia kro ge?”

Sardar:
“Mein ki krna ay,
ghalti jin di ay
apnye pugtey:-)

Meri fitrt mein nahi
apna gham byan krna,  

Agar tere wajood ka
hissa hoon mein to
khud mehs0s kr takleef
meri.

1 Sardar ka accident ho gya

Doctor ne pochha: Sardar g accident kaisay hua?

Sardar: Doctor sab main morr kattan lagga c

pr aggay morr e nai c…

Pathan 2 Sardar.

Tujhe apna Computer bara krna hai?

Sardar: Haan yaar..

Pathan: To Computer me se windows

nikal k darwaza lagwa le:)

Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi
Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.

Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi
Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or
Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida
Hua!

‘TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein
URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH
Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

Sardarni: Doctor Mujhe Gas
Ki Problem Hai Per Achi Bat
Yay Hai K Meri Gas Mein Na
Boo Aati Hai Na Awaz.Ap K
Office Mein Bhi 20 Dafa Gas
Chor Chuki Hon Per Kisi Ko
Pata Nai Chala.

Doctor: Yah Dawa Lain Aur 1
Week Baad Aayein
1 Week Baad..!!!

Sardarni: Doctor Ap Ny Mujhe
Kia Dawa Dy Di Meri Gas Mein
Ab Bhi Awaz Nai Arahi Per Bohot
Zehrily Badboo Arahi Hai.

Doctor: Good…..Ab Ap Ki Naak
Thek Hai Ab Hum Ap K Kaan Ka
Ilaaj Karein Gay.
😀

Chota Sardar:”Amma” Raat
Main Bathroom Da Darwaja
Kholiya Te Light Aapi Jal
Pae
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AMMA,Way Haraam Diya, Tu
Fir Frej Wich Mutar Kr Ditta

A Habshi goes 2 a sardar,

Sardar:Who r u?

Habshi: I am Jack(titanic’s hero)

Sardar got confusd, ran 2 anothr
sardar n askd: Titanic dubya c
k sarya c?

Ayk Sardar Ny Aag Bujany
K Leay Phoonk Mari To Us
Ka Padd Nikal Gaya.
Dobara Phoonk Mari To Phir
Sy Padd Nikal Gaya.
Sardar Ny Hips Ko Aag Ki
Tarf Kia Or Gusy Sy Bola,
“Le Tu Bujha Le”
Vaddi Aai 1122

Sardar apne tota SE :Mitthu,
Jalebi khyega
TOTA : Bagairta Khud Kha le.
Phle Mirchi khila-khila k
Bawaaseer karwa di ab Sugar
bhi krwyega kya 😀