Category: Wife & Husband SMS

Wife: U had lunch?
Husbnd : U had lunch?
Wife : Im asking u.
Husbnd : Im asking u.
Wife: U copying me?
Husbnd: U copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping..
Husbnd: I had lunch.

A husband said this to his wife :
If Jannah was a flower♥
I would pick it for you♥
If Jannah was a bird♥
I would catch it for you♥
If Jannah was a house♥
I’d build it for you, but♥
Since Jannah is a place♥
no eye has ever seen♥
I make dua for Allah♥
to reserve it for you♥

Husband Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne
Puchha – Kya Gift Du?
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Husband :- Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo,
Izzat Karo Aur Hamesha Mera Kehna
Maano.
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Bas Yahi Kaafi Hai.
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Wife:- ( Kuchh Der Sochne Ke Baad )
Nahi Nahi Main To GIFT Hi Dungi.

Husband (jalane k liye):
“Kal mere khawab me ek ladki aai thi
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Wah kya ladki the
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Wife: “Akeli aayi hogi.?? :/
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Husband: “Tum ko kaise pata ?? :O
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Wife: “Uska husband mere khwab me aaya tha 😉 :p

Husband:
Agar main mar gaya to tum kya karogi?

Wife:
Ummm…
Main phir apne bahen k sath rahugi…
Aur
Agar main mar gayi to tum
kya karoge?

Husband:
Main bhi tumhare bahen k
sath reh lunga!

B.v Phone pe:Kahan ho?
Husband :Ofce M Bzi Hu
Tum Kia Kar rahi ho?
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Wife:KFC me Ap k pecha Bethi hu
or Bachay Poch Rhy ha Papa K Sath
Konsi Phuphou Bethi Hy?

Wife Sitaray Dekhte Hue Boli:
Batao Wo Konsi Cheez Hai
Jo Tum Roz Dekhtay Ho Lekin Torr Nahi Saktay? ^_^

Husband:
Tumhara mooh -.- …

Husband:
Me Tmhain Talaaq De kr
Dosri Shadi Kru Ga…

Wife:MGr Q.?

Husband:
Imran khan Ne kaha hai

Khush Haali K liye”Tabdeeli”Zauri
ha..

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
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Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe?
2nd Dost: Ha Ghutny taik k Myre
Pass ae the
1st Dost: Yay hoe na mardo wali bat,
Us ny Ghutny taik k keya kaha?
2nd Dost: Yay he k
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BED k Nechy sy nikal ao kuch
nae kaho ge

-On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
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Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
Boli:
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Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy… 🙂

Ek Kaala husband Apni biwi
se bola

“Mera bacha pyara hona chahiye.”

Biwi:”Dekho ji choice is yours…..

Payara chaiye,ya hamara chahiye..?

A Man Gifted His wife a Diamond Necklace For
their Anniversary
and his Wife Didn’t speak to him f0r 6 Months..
Why…..??
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Yahi to Deal thi.:-p