Category: Zubaida Apa SMS

‘Hamesha Pogo Hi Dekhtey Rehtey Ho
Kabhi Hamara Channel Bhi Dekh Liya.
Karo.
Zubaida Aapa “Masala Tv”
Pe Recepy
Bataty Bataty Ro Paryen.:-‘

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Hor pucho totkay

zubeda aapa ne tang akar khudkushi kar li.’

‘Zubeda Appa Aarz Krti He
Mere DIL K Bavarchi Khane Me Teri Yad Ka Cholha Jalta He

..Wah Wah..
Kia Sher He

Zara Ghor Karen

Mere DIL K Bavarchi Khany Me Teri Yad Ka Cholha Jalta He

Tere Ishq K Pakore Pakty Hen Jis Me SHAN Masala Dalta He..!
(‘.’)/Oye Hoye
/) (‘ Lo0t Lia
_| \_ AAPA:-)’

Agr koi “BAHO” chahti h k uski “SAAS” usy kbhe tng na kary
tou wo raat 12 Bje apni saas k room main 1 glass pani le k jae,
Pani khud pee k glass saas k sir pe dy maray!
NA RAHY KI SAAS,NA KAREGI BKWAS!
(Zubida aapa k Qatilana totkay)
Ye totka meri BAHU k lie muzir-e-sehat hai
(Zubeida apa ki chalakiyan)’

‘In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost
Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy
Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :’

‘Agar koi larki apko rah chalte bhai keh de tu ghabrane ka nahi,

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Ek thapar laga ke bolo

idhar kiya kar rahi ho.?

Ghar jawo :

Zubaida aapa k ghairat mand totkay.’

‘Jab koi larki ghar sy bhag jny ki dhumki dy
to us k ma bp ko chahye k usy ganja kr k bitha den.
5 Maheeny tk bhaagney ka nam nahi le gi.

Zubaida Apa k Totkey’

‘ager ap ki morgi roz ek anda de rahi hon tu

ap sobha oth kar us k samne choriya tezz karen

wo 1 anda dene k bajae 2 ande dena shoro ho jae gi

ZUBEDA APA K GAND PHAR TOTKE’

Agar apke daant main Keera lag jaye to 1, 2 haftay tak kuch
mat khayen piyen.

Keera andar he bhuka mar jaye ga….
(Zubaida apa k jan lewa totkey)’

‘Aaj katrina kaif ki Birthday hai.
jo ye msg 9 lgo ko send krega us k khwab me ktrna kaif ayegi.
1 lrke na jhut samj k delt kr
dia us k khwb ma ZUBAIDA Apa aagaya.’

‘”Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to
the number of days left for EXAMZ,
Keeping the syllabus constant.”

Zubeda Aapa’s 1st law of tension ’

‘Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me
Ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi
OR
Subh ankh b nhi khulegi.

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey,.,.,.!’

‘Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs
Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao.

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay,.’